F#$%&#@ Fergie Fiasco…

Thanks to the noter that mentioned the Fergie visit. I forgot to post the information! The Duchess will be in Dallas on May 6, 2004. Very cool, right? Negative. Guess when I’m going to Mexico?

May 6th…

Ack!!!!!!!! Why can’t things just line up perfectly for me? LOL I don’t ask for much, do I? Please don’t think I’m having a complex mental dilemma over this one. My phat ass will be on the plane for Cozumel. I’ll get to met Fergie one day. The Infamous Before Jeans will just be put aside for another time. You know…Fergie might not want to meet me once she realizes I’m the bitch that’s going to take her spokesperson gig away. teehee.

A girl can dream, right? I read that she gets paid $3 million per year. That’s enough to keep Courtney away from Ben & Jerry’s for life. Can I get an amen?

Anyway…that’s the update on the Fergie situation.

Until next time…

-C

P.S. Did anyone see “I Want a Famous Face” on MTV last night? Seeing that girl’s excess skin removal/tummy tuck made me question going through the process. 60% of me still wants to go under the knife…the other 40% has decided to embrace my excess skin and celebrate it. Almost like having my own personal designer carrying case…except mine is gross and not on back order from Milan.:p

By the way, here’s a picture of my brother’s birthday tat. Mr. Tough Guy didn’t even flinch. However, he did request that “Courtie” sit with him during the ordeal. Aww…

Amen. That’s enough money to keep me away from any food for the rest of my life!

^..^Kat

March 31, 2004

You’ll always be big sis. 🙂

Have lots of fun in Cozumel with your sleek, beach babe self! Take care. Ms. J.

..Jenn..

Forget Fergie, hon… we are gonna get to meet OPRAH 🙂 Which is way freakin cooler in my book!!! *LOL* 🙂 Let the stalking begin. Love Bro’s tat!!!!! That is WAY cool 🙂 I have to admit, it’s something I’ll NEVER do again. It hurt like a mofo!!!!!!

Very nice… You’re leaving for Mexico the day before my 30th – drink something sinful for me.

sweetface

what did ur mom say about the tattoo?

MrsAmyB

You are way more inspiring then Fergie! 🙂 I like the tat! 🙂

capnsweets

Amen!

LightButHearty

Not to be this time…but I’m sure it means you will be even more fit and gorgeous when you finally meet.

fatcat

What timing! Dayum! I am sure you will have another chance at meeting her and when you do it is going to be an amazing experience for you. Until then, you are gonna have an unforgettable time on your trip!

Have fun on your upcoming trip. I saw that episode (I want a famous face) on MTV too. That girl looked like she was in some serious pain. I’m sure having that tummy tuck surgery would be worth it in the end, but I don’t think I could deal with that pain.

Cozumel… fun fun fun….Can I go?

Baseballgirl

April 1, 2004

How did you get involved with the 5K’s? I want to start training for one (walking/running more) but don’t know where to start to find one.