My Cubicle…

You know, sometimes I hate working in corporate America.  Why? Because of the cubes. Cubes have to be the worst thing  created in the workplace. No privacy. People looking over your shoulder.  All your phone business being heard by the world. And what’s up with people that walk by as slow as they possibly can, to see what website you’re surfing instead of working? I hate that.

Hover by my cube too long. You may get cussed out.  It’s my cube. Don’t just bust up in there unannounced. Knock on the wall. Stick your head around the corner to see if I’m busy. Announce your presence. Don’t just jump in because you don’t see a door.

It’s my cube. Don’t walk past and ask me who are all the  pretty people in my pictures that decorate my desk. First of all, I don’t have any ugly relatives. Second of all, I don’t have any ugly friends. Third of all, what the hell are you doing lolly gagging around my cube long enough to look at all the pictures that I have anyway? Don’t slow your roll at my cube, speed it up.

 It’s my cube. Don’t ask me where I got my plants from, my mirror from or my motivational prints from. That means you’ve been standing there too long, you better keep on walking. In fact, why don’t you walk to the nearest Garden Ridge, IKEA or Target? You wanna see decorations? Go to the store!

It’s my cube. If you see me on the phone, don’t come in. Don’t sit in my vacant chair until I’m done talking on the phone. What makes you think I want you to know all my personal business? I haven’t summoned you.  I haven’t invited you to take a seat. I haven’t asked you to laugh along  with me at the jokes I tell my friends on the other line.  We don’t need to correspond in person. That’s what an inbox was created for. You wanna talk to me? Send me an email. You got work for me to see? Drop it off in the inbox OUTSIDE of my cube. It’s not hanging there for decoration!

It’s my cube. Don’t listen for noises from my cube that  announce whether I’m arriving or leaving. I hate that! When I get here in the morning, I get here. I don’t need you to say good morning loud enough  so that the whole department can hear. Why do they need to know that I got here at 8:05, not 8:00? And when I get ready to leave, I’m gone. If you  hear me taking my purse out of the draw or zipping up my bag, I don’t need you to say goodbye loud enough so that the whole department can hear you  announce my departure at 4:45 and not 5:00. I hate that!

It’s my cube. Don’t think because I have staples, pens and notepads, that means you can borrow some. I said no the first time. If I say I don’t have any, don’t walk by to Check and see if I’m lying. I am. I just don’t want you to have it. Do like I did. Walk down the hall to the big supply room and get you some things. What do I look like, Office Max?

It’s my cube. Respect my house.

-Author Unknown

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