Pathetipool and Bugs

*runs around singing*

I got in the pathetipool today.

*cough* oh, yeah and I still feel like shit, although not quite as bad as first thing this morning. Stuffy nose, sore throat and if I move around too much I get lightheaded, otherwise I’m cool. 🙂

Anyway, I went outside to see about a lounge in the pathetipool. I was HOT earlier sitting up here in our office, it’s the hottest room in the house y’know.

The pathetipool was COLD. My legs were cool with it, they adjusted pretty fast to the cold water. But my upper half, well, that’s another story. I was okay up to my belly button so I didn’t go any deeper than that for very long. I lounged a few minutes or so, made a few more attempts to submerge my whole person, dodged a few bee’s and got out. I swear bee’s and wasps are attracted to me. It must be my shampoo because they always go right for my fucking hair. I’ve changed shampoo’s several times too and no matter what I use it still happens. *whine* I just wish those fuckheads would leave me the hell alone. If they wouldn’t bother me I wouldn’t feel the urge to hang wasp traps all over the yard. If they could just pollinate the flowers and do what they got to do without making little kamikaze moves towards my head we’d be a’ight.

Speaking of bugs you know what else I hate? Horseflies!! Those motherfuckers piss me off more than bee’s. Not only do they bite, they CHASE, and they’re downright determined to get a peice of you if they decide you’re worth chasing. Last year in June we were spending a TON of time outside working on the chicken coop so we could get us some chickens. Before we could get chickens the roof had to be stripped off, new plywood had to be layed and new roofing put on. After I got over my fear of not being able to get off the roof once I got up there, we got to work. I swear during that project I got chased by more fucking horseflies than you can shake a stick at. Twice I even had one chase my ass all the way to the fucking HOUSE!! I was up on the porch trying to get the damned thing off me so I could go my ass in the house. People are always saying shit like, oh, but bugs are beneficial. Well, that’s nice but couldn’t they work on being beneficial without being fucking nuisances?? If they wouldn’t bother me they could do their thing without getting killed, it’s that simple. 🙂 You sting/bite or otherwise annoy me I smack your ass.

Speaking of bugs again, Sara hasn’t gotten any ticks since we got her started on Frontline. Which can only be used on puppies 10 weeks of age and older, not 8. Never trust online sources, always read the enclosed pamphlet with your medications! I read that and was like well, dammit. She’s 15 weeks though, almost 16 so it didn’t matter for us at least. 🙂

I’m being stared at by this:

He looks just about like that too, he hasn’t stopped since I sat down here, I think he wants food, hehe.

*yawn*

Well, I guess I should see about doing something other than typing in my OD. Maybe figuring out something to make for dinner.