Survey stolen from a fav…

Looked too fun to pass up!

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father’s middle name)

Result: David Hazel.

Not bad really…

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)

Result: Harvey Peter

That looks so Redneck it’s not funny.

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)

Result: Lope

Could have been worse, but it could have been better too! At least it’s nothing Lucas can sue me for…

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)

Result: Blue Elephant

With my current weight, there’s a double meaning there.

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)

Result: J Hamilton

Not too shabby, I like it.

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, add “THE” to the beginning)

Result: The Red Strongbow

Hahaha, that’s not bad. I see a Mavel movie coming to a theatre near you!

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)

Result: Pelo

It’s better than the Star Wars Name…

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):

Result: Cherry Garcia Maple

Look out Canadian Hood, it’s the Maple!

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name)

Result: Lizzy Walnut

There are Rockstar names out there that are ten times lamer…

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)

Result: George Tomahawk

Funny thing is you could really market that name!