The Google Survey…
That serch Google thing everyone is doing lately…
Type in the following and choose from the first page.
1. Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search:
Result: Peter Needs to be Given a Little More Slack
I couldn’t agree more…
2. Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:
Result: peter looks like Neo in 5YG.
Okay, whatever that means.
3. Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:
Result: Peter does the Milkshake.
Man, was that embarassing. (Family Guy joke)
4. Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:
Result: Peter hates the Godfather.
Now this is really getting out of hand, 😉
5: Type in “[your name] goes” or “..has gone” in Google search:
Result: Peter goes green for the day
Just for one day? I can live with that…
6. Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:
Result: Peter loves music!
Yes… yes I do.
7.Type in “{your name} eats” in Google search:
Result: Peter Eats Half A Fudgesicle In One Bite!
Ohhh, Brainfreeze! Brainfreeze!
8. Type in “[your name] has” in Google search:
Result: Peter has more answers than God…
I kid you not, that was on the first Google page.
9. Type in “[your name] died” in Google search:
Result: Before Peter died, he watched…
That’s all it says, I even opened the site to get the rest but it didn’t open. Sorry…
10. Type in “[your name] will” in Google search:
Result: Peter will lecture art.
Sure, whatever.
11. Type “[your name] is” in Google search:
Result: Peter is alive and well.
I can’t really argue with that one.
12: Type “[your name] was” in Google search:
Result: Peter was Married!
Yes, ten years ago this August…
13. Type “[your name] has not” in Google search:
Result: Peter has not died.
Not yet at least…
14. Type “[your name] buried” in Google search:
Result: Was Peter Really Buried in Rome?
I think you know what Peter that is referring to, but myself I really haven’t decided if I’m for burial/cremation. Will decide later…
15. Type “[your name] gave” in Google search:
Result: Peter gave himself up for lost and shed big tears…
Well, there’s no need to get so emotional.
16. Type “[your name] said” in Google search:
Result: Peter Said “Theres something fundamentally wrong about that.”
Sounds about right about a lot of things in this world…
17:Type “[your name] quit” in Google search:
Result: When Lloyd or Peter quit, it will be big news…
You bet it will be!
You have more answers than god. lol… you must be pretty clever and Google knows this.
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That was really funny! I liked your asides as well. =;p
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