Stolen From Byrdie

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship? Ha!  Yes.  Two actually.  I always liked the number 3.  Maybe I need a third?

02) What was your dream growing up? To be a Judge.  Seriously, I was an odd child.

03) What talent do you wish you had? The ability to let things roll of my back.

04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? Mai Tai

05) Favorite vegetable? Turnip.

06) What was the last book you read? Ack!  I think it was the 3rd Dexter book.

07) What zodiac sign are you? Aquarius

08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. My ears are pierced, there are 2 holes in my right ear and only one in my left.  The second hole in the right was a mistake.  HA!  I am seriously considering my first and will be ONLY tattoo.  Haven’t done it yet.

09) Worst Habit? Not being able to walk away when I know I should; not being able to say no to someone in need.

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? I sure would.

11) What is your favorite sport?  I don’t have one.

12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude? I am a supreme mixture of both.  I tend to be pessimistic but I try to think optimistically now.  It’s not working out so well lately.

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Sing and sing and sing.  And probably pee my pants because I drink so much water lately all I do is piss every 10 minutes.

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? I am not going here today, thanks for asking.  You only need read my diary to hear the worst things to ever happen to me.  It’s all here, in black and white.  I gotta say, this new thing with hubby is quickly entering my top 3 and that’s saying a lot considering what I’ve gone through and overcome already.

16) Do you have any pets? *Snorts* Do I have pets?  Why yes, yes I do.  I have 4 dogs, 1 cat and 2 fish right now.

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? I’d invite you in, we’d have something to drink and have a good time chatting.

18) What was your first impression of me? I am sorry but I don’t know you enough to form an opinion about you now.

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Cute.

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? I’d get rid of this gaht demmed stomach that won’t seem to cooperate.

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Definitely be your conscience – unless it was harmless, drunken shenanigan’s – then I am all for it.

22) What color eyes do you have? Blue-Grey

23) Ever been arrested? Not really, I was detained at a store in my very early teens for shoplifting.

24) Bottle or can soda? Neither, I’ll take a glass please, except I rarely, if ever, drink soda now any way

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Pay off our American Express card, send Brian to fucking Florida for awhile so I can have some peace.

27) What’s your favorite place to hang out at? Uhm, ohmy…okay, with Chris at our "secret spot".

28) Do you believe in ghosts? I do because I’ve seen a couple. 

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Sing, read, play online games, hide from the husband.

30) Do you swear a lot? You bet your fucking ass I do.

31) Biggest pet peeve? Lateness, lack of follow-up, rude drivers, rude people.  The total feeling of self-entitlement I see in pretty much everyone I encounter lately.  I seriously think it’s an inborn thing with New Englanders.  It’s sad.

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? Dichotomy.

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? Absolutely.  But I totally forget what romance is.  It’s been so long, ya know?

34) Favorite and least favorite food? Favorite: my mom’s mac&cheese or her stuffing recipe.  Least?  Mushrooms and anything from the sea.

35) Do you believe in God? Notsomuch anymore.  Please, again, save your religious speals for someone else.  My antennae is turned away.

36) Will you re post this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? I just did.