picture it — Sicily, 2012

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Ah, hell. I think i just lost another coworker. It looks like Lazy Springer is gone (the guy who loves the Golden Girls.) He lasted about six months, which is twice the average of the usual grunt. Don’t get me wrong, the guy was pretty useless but i liked working with him. He’d just slump in the corner and fall asleep most nights, allowing me to work undisturbed.

Now i’ll never know what was going on with him. See, he would habitually miss work on Monday nights. Half of the time, the Oaf would stay over and take his eight hours, and random nights with the Oaf are always fun. Anyway, starting a few weeks ago, Lazy Springer started missing work on Monday nights with greater frequency, and wherever he was and whatever he was doing, he was in such a state that he was unable to call the Central office to let them know that he wasn’t showing up. Midnight would roll around, and they’d be calling him. Sometimes they’d wake him up and he’d stagger in 45 minutes later, sometimes not. The last time, he looked barely conscious. I don’t know… lots of people drink and smoke weed and take downers, but his guy might have been into something harder. Heck, he could have been popping Oxycontin or shooting heroin for all i know…

…always on Monday nights. I wonder why.

As a result, i’m working on both my days off this week, turning this one week into a 12-or-13 day long superweek. It’s been a while since that happened. Sometimes when they give me two extra days, they’ll turn around and take one right back… i kind of hope they do that in this case. If not, i’ll take the money. I just paid $300 for Cooper’s dental cleaning and a whopping $980 for my Civic’s 110,000 mile maintenance. I don’t even know what a timing belt is but damn, it’s expensive. My car does run smoother, though. Yay for sparkplugs.

Starting work at midnight rocks, though. I love it.

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I worry about my brother.

He never seems to get enough sleep. Either he’s up all night with indigestion, or he wakes up describing symptoms that sound a lot like sleep apnea. We’re both fat, but he’s… a bit fatter. And unlike me, he’s not really doing much to lose weight.

That Mary is a bad influence if you ask me. All they do is sit on the couch and watch True Blood. And they go to restaurants all the time, and she brings over pies and candy and crap. Goddamit, we were raised better than this. I can’t say that we ate a terribly healthy diet growing up, but there were vast groups of junk foods that our mom just never allowed in the house. No sodas, no cakes, no cookies, no pies. To this very day, there’s so much bad stuff that i never eat just because… i can’t mentally conceive of purchasing it. It’s not allowed.

I’m still way too fat, though. I gotta do better.

And my brother needs to stop being so dumb. There’s a chinese place that we’ve been going to for ten years because it’s the best in town. The other day, he declared that he’s never going back there EVER AGAIN because there were too many latinos in there. It was some kind of fluke, like a soccer team and their families. Still, he insisted over and over again that he’ll never step foot in there again. Never! Never!

Is this really want he wants? To settle down with that chick and become hateful white trash? These are not positive developments.

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Hey, when i embed videos here, are you able to see them? Sometimes i just see a blank space until i refresh the page. I’m asking because this next video, well, i would consider it a must-see. A soft-spoken but somewhat psychotic woman giving the most deranged anti-gay rant ever in front of the Lincoln, Nebraska City Council. Just her madness alone would be worthy, but having that audience guy behind her adds a whole other level of complete awesomeness.

They really do not like gay people, do they. This woman is not alone. I don’t troll the right-wing sites as much as i used to, but i dropped in to one of the old haunts after the President made his little declaration of support for marriage equality. I knew they’d have some deep thoughts on the subject…

Obumster must believe that 10% of us are fags and this will bring him votes.

Obama is bisexual. Ive known that since the first day I saw him on TV..Obama likes pitching for both teams

He talked to his young daughters about homosexuality? Wow, very creepy.

The militant fagots just cut their own throats by forcing the cowardly fagot to come clean, er, come DIRTY is a new expression that should be used in the 0h0m0 era! The fags also got Romney’s contribution to an anti-fag marriage organization and gave it to the a fag co-chairthing of the 0kaka reelection campaign! (just heard FOX recounting this felony!) This thread should be pinged to the 0h0m0sexual Agenda Ping List.

The Lord God Almighty defined marriage in the very beginning there in the book of Genesis. All these thousands of years later He certainly isn’t going to revise the standard for a bunch of arrogant degenerates. We should take some peace and comfort that we stand on the right side of the equation set by Jehovah!

Gotta give it to Community Organizer in Chief. He already had the moocher vote; now the sodomizers are in his back pocket.

FORWARD FAGGOTS!

Oh, my.

And then there’s this video. Oh, god, this made me laugh until i hurt. It’s an impressionist snapshot of those shitty Transformers movies for people who might have missed them.

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