Survey with commentary

   

 

01. I am trying to lose weight.

 

– The battle of the bulge. Happy would be 215lbs. I would be tres magnifique. Always working on getting myself in better shape and yet more times than not it is my lack of willpower which keeps me where I am.

 

02. There are some things I can write about that I can’t talk about.

– Yep.

 

03. There are many people that I dislike. 

 

– There are a select few which fall into this category. You must’ve seriously ticked me off to get here.

 

04. My fashion sense has been called into question on more than one occasion.

 

– I’m a guy, once I was out of that awkward Jenko big pants phase I was good.

 

05. I wish I lived in a past time period where girls wore poodle skirts. 

– Hmm, maybe.

 

 

 

06. I love giving people gifts.

– On holidays but not at random and with money tight I try to keep it to the basics.  

 

 

 

07. I love musical theater.

 

– I have an appreciation for it and can even appreciate Glee. I’m not a fan persay but it does bring me back to my old concert chorus class from high school. I had a good time and often I find myself critiqueing american idol.

 

08. I haven’t been in enough plays or musicals.

– Juror #3 in 12 Angry Men
– Professor/Great Oz in "The Wizard of Oz
– random parts in Pippin
– 8 years of concert chorus (6th grade thru 12th grade)

 

 

 

09. I love to sing.

 

– See above. I still sing my son to sleep.

 

10. I love cheesecake.

 (Cheeezel kek)

11. I have a lot of trust issues.

 

– I do. Mostly with bosses.

 

12. I am not a virgin.

 

– Haha! 

 

13. I don’t eat meat.
 

– Less meat for you means more for me.

 

 

 

14. If it has vodka in it, I’ll drink it.

– I’m more of a Southern Comfort & Cranberry kind of guy.

 

 

 

15. I wait too long before I see a doctor.

 – I rarely go to the doctor. I rarely get sick. I hate doctor’s waiting rooms.

 

 

16. If I like a movie, I become obsessed with it.

 

 

– Nah… 

17. I could play Mario Kart 24 hours a day.

 

– Nope. Maybe Diablo ii

 

18. I have a celebrity "list" you know what I mean.

 

– Yes I do.  Charlize Theron, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Emanuelle Chriqui. Yum. 

 

19. I love to go people watching at the food court at any mall.

 

– Sometimes. Often I just see people feeding their pie holes. Gnarly.

 

20. I hate competition, I like to be the one and only who is really great and everyone else just be good.

 

– I love sports, being competitive is ingrained into it. One year I played with my cousin for Thanksgiving day football, tackle. I was a walking bruise after but it was so worth it.

 

21. I can take good qualities and learn something from everyone I know.

– If you gain nothing from experiences you really have lost.

 

 

22. I can sometimes be very self-conscious.

 

– Generally about my weight but not more than this.

 

23. I have TWO tattoo’s

 

– None yet…..this may change this year.

 

24. I am a Democrat.

– NO. Registered republican. But I do keep an assortment of Democrat friends, and what good friends they are.

 

 

 

25. I am in love.

 

– Love, we’re going home now,
Where the vines clamber over the trellis:
Even before you, the summer will arrive,
On its honeysuckle feet, in your bedroom.

Our nomadic kisses wandered over all the world:
Armenia, dollop of disinterred honey:
Ceylon, green dove: and the YangTse with its old
Old patience, dividing the day from the night.

And now, dearest, we return, across the crackling sea
Like two blind birds to their wall,
To their nest in a distant spring:

Because love cannot always fly without resting,
Our lives return to the wall, to the rocks of the sea:
Our kisses head back home where they belong.

 – Pablo Neruda

26. I am pro-choice.

 

– I just don’t understand where someone has the right to tell someone else what to do with their body.

 

27. I think I’m a dork.

 

– No my secret nerd persona is little known to you folks.

 

28. I can keep important secrets.

 

– I still do….to the grave.

 

29. I like to overdress for occasions. sometimes

 

– I always like to look polished, dress according to the occasion.

 

30. I live in a dorm room.

 

– I have and don’t regret it.

 

31. I don’t know what most big words mean.

 

– I do and sometimes that may be why people say I come off a snob.

 

32. I know only one person who truly knows me.

 

– There are a handful who know me.

 

33. I don’t think I’m sexy.

– I think in time I will be able to say this outloud, but not today.

 

 

 

34. I tend to get pissed at people very easily and then get over it very easily.

 

– You have to really tick me off to have me put you in that shitlist.

 

35. I love stuffed animals.

 

– I have a small quantity of them.

 

36. I’ve never puked from alcohol intake.

 

– I’ve had my moments..

 

37. I love cartoons.

 

– old school tom & jerry, scooby doo, Thundaar the barbarian, space ghost.

 

38. My family has tons of "family secrets" that we’re not supposed to talk about.

 

– We have our fair share of characters in this family.

 

39. I’m afraid of letting everyone down.

 

– Yes.

 

40. My favorite show is The Simpsons.

 

– I generally don’t watch t.v. on a regular basis much when it comes to following a program so this keeps things fresh for me.

 

41. I think to a degree, I’ve been too grown up for years.

 

– I don’t think I really started growing up until my 20’s. Things were cushy when it came to my lifestyle.

 

42. I sometimes get upset for no good reason.

 

– No, it has to be a good reason.

 

43. It would be nice if I were to be on Broadway someday.

 

– I’ll pass…..

 

44. I went to a private school.

 

– Nope. Public school…

 

45. I don’t identify with my generation.

 

– Yes & no, sometimes I just think I was born in the wrong time.

 

46. I’m a sucker for Lifetime Movies.

 

– Oh hell no….

 

47. I know who I want to marry someday.

 

 

 

48. I believe there’s someone for everyone.

 

– Yes. No one should go through life completely alone.

 

49. My family is dysfunctional.

 

– Yeah, just like yours 🙂

 

50. I’m scared of the dark.

– I’m good in the dark, it’s the little bugs that flitter across the back of my neck that panic me..