Survey Time….

Surveys, they’re catching on like the bubonic plague.

 

1.) When you look at a phone, whose phone number is the first that comes to mind? Nina’s

2.) What do you think the man in the moon has been doing up there all these years? Do you think he wants fame or would he rather be unknown?  He’s a voyeur, what we can’t see is the high definition telescope which he’s been using for years to record our most intimate moments and selling off for $19.95. Act now while supplies last!

3.) What’s the weirdest animal encounter you’ve ever had?  Thanksgiving Day. Two turkeys wandered from the farm on the other side of the woods from my parent’s place to stare solemnly at our dining room table.  It was weird.

4.) What are three places where you feel safe?  In the surf at the top of the outgoing tide, behind the wheel of my car and with my brother.

5.) If you could walk on water, what would you do with this new ability?  Get to all the really good fishing spots without worrying about having a boat. There is limited access as it stands here on Long Island so this would be pretty cool.

6.) Can you imagine a situation where pain might feel good?  Sex. Lifting Weights

7.) Has anyone ever wandered out of your life only to reappear years later?  Yes. Good friends are always friends so this was never an issue. People become linked for good reason, for me this is never thrown away.

8.) What would be your perfect breakfast, lunch, and dinner menus?  Breakfast:  eggs benedict, &  a bloody mary.  Lunch: Eggplant Parmigiana with fresh basil & mozzarella Dinner:  Beef Steak Florentine, steam broccoli, bacon wrapped asparagus & twice baked potatoes Desert: New York Style Cheese Cake with a rasberry reduction garnished with wild blackberries & a shot of sambucca with a single coffee bean.

9.) What’s a little tidbit of trivia that you know that makes you feel smart for knowing it?  I know things but am smart enough to not put it all out there. No one likes a smart ass know it all. I do know alot about stone work & tile design.

10.) As you probably know, your reflection’s job is to be on the other side of the mirror when you are standing in front of it. So what do you think your reflection’s life is like during the moments when you are NOT standing in front of the mirror?  facades are interesting, always interesting to see what is behind them.

11.) If you were to commit suicide by jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge, would you do it facing the Pacific Ocean or the city of San Francisco?  The Ocean, never to be found.

12.) Have you ever had a bizarre concurrence or coincidence involving people or numbers?  Not exactly.

13.) What’s the last food or beverage item you managed to spill all over yourself?  It has been sometime but with the help of my son a very tall, large nut brown stout beer. The stain on my right gym shoe reminds me of this evening every time I have them on.

14.) What are your favorite carnivore, herbivore, and omnivore?  Carnivore = snow leopard, herbivore = woodchuck, omnivore = Me.

15.) You’re given a surprise half-hour in the middle of a workday. What would you do with the time?  Rough Copyroom Sex.

16.) What is the strangest bit of wisdom that someone recently offered to you?  Hmm…good question.

17.) Do you shoplift in your head?  No. That would only remind me of the conscious fact that I can’t afford it and why I can’t so no, no and no.

18.) If you were to make up a yoga position, what would it be?  Kama’s Wheel, wait a minute, that’s a sex position.

19.) How would you answer "who am I?" if you had amnesia?  A fistful of dirt. Scatter me as you will.

20.) If you could be as naughty as you wanted for 24 hours, without any repercussions from Santa, what would you do? I would only have to go to one place, with one particular person to make that happen, and it would be very very good.