Oy (sur) Vai!

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Two more days and then I shave.

2. How much cash do you have on you?
$20.00 cash in my wallet so don’t bother mugging me.

3. What’s a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
store

4. Favorite planet?
Uranus.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
My brother Dominik

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
None…

7. What shirt are you wearing?
white undershirt, burgundy fleece from old navy

8. Do you "label" yourself?
try not to, besides who’s listening anyway?

9. Name the brand of your shoes you’re currently wearing?
I have nikes on.

10. Bright or Dark Room?
candle light

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
she’s good people…

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
half asleep idly wondering if my son was going to wake up on my shift.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
it would be a good thing for the both of you to get out that night… (paraphrased)

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
A short mile away.

16. What’s a word that you say a lot?
technically, and negatory.

17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
my wife

18. Last furry thing you touched?
My cat pepper…

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
None.

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
1 actually…

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
21. I had some incredible amounts of sex that year.

22. Your worst enemy?
Me

23. What is your current desktop picture? 
my son.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone? 
Now go sleepies k Joe-joe?

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
Money wins hands down.

26. Do you like someone?
………….

27. The last song you listened to?
Snuff by Slipknot

28. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
No.

29. What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?
3 years…

30. Ever been in a car wreck?
Yes.  ’97. Not good.

31. Were you popular in high school?
1 part jock, 1 part chorus geek, 1 part nerd mix with naivete and you have me back then.

32. Have you ever been on a blind date?
Internet dating

33. Are looks important?
Yes. But if there isn’t anything inside to match the goodness outside it is all for nothing.

34. Do youhave any friends that you’ve known for 10 years or more?
Many.

35. By what age would you like to be married?
Hmmm, 30 was a good year…

36. Does the number of people a person’s slept with affect your view of them?
No. But the numberof diseases paired with that number might make me think twice

37. Have you ever made a mistake?
I’m human aren’t I?

38. Are you a good tipper?
double nys tax = 16.25%

39. What’s the most you have spent for a haircut?
30 dollars but it was a men’s salon and the hair dresser Orlando was quite skilled, good labor = good pay. I don’t spend more than 18 including tip these days and she’s 5 minutes from my house.

40. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Hell yes.

41. Have you ever peed in public?
yes.

42. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Birds by Neil Young

43. Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
I would, I don’t think it would matter to them as long as I was happy.

44. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
blueberry pancakes with maple syrup, beef steak florentine and Bananas Foster.  Plus 3 gallons of red storm gatorade.

45. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles

46. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?
………………

47. Beer, wine or hard liquor?
Beer

48. Do you have any phobias?
I have this absurd fear of having my limbs chopped off.

49. What are your plans for the future?
Just be full time at work or any job which will support my family. Be able to enjoy fishing trips on my lonesome and see a few places around the world I’ve always been curious about.

50. Do you walk around the house naked?
Yes 

51. If you were an animal what would you be?
A snow leopard

52. Hair color you like on someone you’re dating?
Blonde, Brunette, Red….it doesn’t exactly affect my outcome 100%

53. Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Neither.

54. Do you have any special talents?
I fuck like a champ.

55. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
Hug my son and kiss him till he giggles.

56. Do you like horror or comedy?
Comedy. Three Stooges, Laurel & Hardy, Abbot & Costello from the old talent. Jack Black, Adam Sandler, from the newer generation…

57. Are you missing anyone?
Yes.

58. If you weren’t straight, what person of the same sex would you do?
I don’t exactly think about this but today I happened to see beckham in an advertisement and he looked awesome, but he’d have to catch.

59. Where do you want to live when you are old? 
Someplace with lots of family, friends….

60. Who is the person you can count on the most?
My wife Nina and brother Dominik

61. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
Drew Barrymore. Charlise Theron. Bridgette Bardeux (sp?), Gina Lolabridgeta (sp?)

62. What did you dream last night?
nothing.

63. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Football

64. Are you named after anyone?
My father

65. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
Paulaner heffeweisen

66. Non alcoholic drink?
H2O. 

67. Have you ever been in love?
Yes.

68. Do you sing in the shower?
Often.

69. Have you ever been arrested?
No.

70. What is your favorite Holiday?
Thanksgiving

71. Would you ever get plastic surgery?
Maybe

72. Have you ever caught a fish?
Yes…..you all know I’m a fishing freak.

 

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