My goodness gracious, another survey

Stolen from Ivy.

 

1. Never have good sex again, or never eat delicious food again?
Food. I can always devour my lovers…

2. Make out with one of your co-workers, or one of your teachers?
Co-worker. My secretary is a curvy girl and fits the profile.

3. Watch a movie in the theater and pay, or watch it online for free? 
Theater. I worked in a movie theater for 5 years when I was younger (16 y.o.-21 y.o).

4. Wear a lot of eyeliner or a lot of eyeshadow?
Neither. I’m a guy.

5. Date someone four years older than you or four years younger than you?
Four years older.  There is an emotional disconnect sometimes with those younger than me.  just don’t have time nor the patience to deal with that.

6. Not be able to have kids ever again, or get pregnant when you can’t financially handle the child?
Being a new parent and only being part time I can tell you. You make it happen. There is no other answer.
 
7. Have a DD cup or an A cup?
I love women with ample mammalian mounds of magnificence.  Can’t go wrong.  Nipples have to be outties though, innies can be……annoying.

8. Never drink coffee again, or never drink tea again?
Never drink tea. Blood is in my coffee stream y’know.

9. Work at a food store, or work at a gym?
Work at the gym. I am very comfortable there.

10. Read a paragraph tyP3d Liie3K diiSZ or tYpEd LiKe ThIs?
I hate that shit.

11. Drink a smoothie or eat yogurt?
Smoothie. Strawberry or blueberry is my favorite.

12. Break someone else’s heart, or have yours be broken?
This is difficult. I wouldn’t engage someone in the games of the heart if I wasn’t earnestly interested and  felt for them. If I did this I’d be purpetrating a fraud. Fraud is theft. Theft is rape.

13. Work at Six Flags or a kiddy amusement park?
Six Flags.

14. Live in complete happiness but lose ten years off your life, or live a normal life and still have ten years?
Live in complete happiness, I can risk those last in-the-soiled-diaper-lamenting years.

15. Teach math or english?

English.
16. Do a school project that revolved around drawing or writing?
Writing, but only if it’s creating writing or something of the like.

17. Write with a pen or pencil?
Pencil. You can use a pencil in space. Not so for every pen in the world. Besides. I make mistakes and derailed trains of thought. I’d need to edit like mad.

18. Have a traditional, normal wedding with a white dress and all of that or an out there wedding with a funky dress?
  Traditional. 

19. Have your birthday be in the winter or summer?

Fall.
20. Go to the beach or go to NYC?
NYC. – You can always head off to Jones Beach or any of the south shore beaches. Easy.

21. Go on a romantic dinner and movie date or do something fun and active?
Being that I have a track history of dinner & movie dates becoming fun and active I choose (A)

22. Mow the lawn or weed the garden?

Garden. The lawn is so dogmatic and without real result other than order. Gardens are creation.

23. Live in a house or an apartment?
House.

24. Work in the produce or dairy department of a food store?
Produce.

25. Date a really nice girl who was terrible in bed, or date a semi-decent girl who was amazing in bed?
Amazing in bed. Remember, the question said "date" not marry

26. Get your ear pierced or get your belly button pierced?
Neither for me.

27. Get your tongue pierced or your eyebrow pierced?
Neither.

28. Spend eight hours on the computer, or eight hours in front of the television?
Computer.

29. Text someone or talk to them on AIM?
Texting can be done anywhere.

30. Have a laptop or desktop computer?
Laptop.

31. Go abroad for college or stay close to home?
Abroad.

32. Move to Australia or India?
Australia.

33. Change your name to Crystal or Esmeralda?
Neither.

34. Have one girl, or have two boys?
Two boys.  Minimum.

35. Eat macaroni and cheese or eat a tuna sandwich?
Tuna Melt. At the airport diner in Bohemia NY on veterans memorial highway. Mmmm..

36. Have broccolli alone or broccolli with cheese?
Alone.

37. Take a bus or train?
Train. I remember doing this as a child when we’d travel through italy. It helps when your uncle is part of the nation’s railway system.

38. Have naturally curly hair or naturally straight hair?
Straight.

39. Have naturally brown hair or naturally red hair?
I have chestnut brown hair, but when I let my beard grown in I have red highlights, like my mom’s hair silly people! .

40. Have ice blue eyes or light brown eyes?
Brown eyes.

41. Kiss in the rain or kiss in the snow?

I have had both. Both are equally deeply awesome.

42. Be friends with benefits with someone you actually have feelings for or someone you don’t have feelings for?
w/feelings. Can’t be a cold bastard.

43. Date someone taller or shorter than you?
I like both.

44. Dye your entire headhot pink or blonde?
Blonde.

45. Wear boat shoes or construction boots?
Work boots
46. Get married when you’re 23 or 18?
30 was good for me.

47. Have kids when you’re young or older?
Younger is fine. But I draw the line at 25.

48. Work at a daycare center or an animal shelter?
Day Care Center.  Love kids.

49. Go for a walk on a snowy winter day or a hot summer day?
Winter evenings, wind gently drifting through the air and the snow moving like old memories , perfectly imperfect in every way.
 

50. Have hot chocolate or tea?
How about hot sex? That’s what I like, hot, sweaty and full of passion.