Miscellaneous facts

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– When I was in kindergarten I chased around three girls on the playground Kerri Engel (brunette), Mary Allison (raven black) and Kendell Metts (blonde). They were my neopolitan ice cream.

– I played clarinet for 4 months in 4th grade, I lost interest and it sat in it’s case for the rest of the year. My mom never knew. Summarily I joined chorus in 6th grade and continued through graduation of high school, my last 4 years were in concert chorus which was the elitist group of the musical cadres in high school. I kicked ass by the way.

– I lost my virginity behind a chicken coop with a neighborhood girl’s cousin. It was a bumbling awkward nervous 15 minutes. I never saw her again. This wasn’t such a bad thing.

– I’ve slept with over twenty women, most of which accumulated during college. Most of which arose from great massages. In the words of the late great Notorious B.I.G. "If I’m caressin’ ’em I’m undressin’ ’em". I’m more giving than most men and I pride myself on this. But believe it or not most of the girls whom my heart has pulled for considered me just friends. 

– I spent most of my summers as a child in Sicily which started as early as six months old. I’ve been there close to 25 times.

– I have a webbed toe on my left foot.

– My son has a webbed toe on his left foot.

– Most social situations I’d rather sit back and be casual, I’m not exactly the star of the show, nor does this role suit me.

– I dream of opening a cigar/espresso bar. 

– I want to write a book but the motivation/time seems to always escape me.

– I still believe in love.

– I remember the day I met my wife like it just happened. When I look in her eyes my heart still stirs deeply.

– I hate liars.

– I am still on good terms with most of my ex girlfriends except for 1 and honestly she can go screw off anyhow. Bitch.

– I like porn, all kinds, lately it is the only nourishment I have in this regard.

– I believe if we repopulate the earth with an excessive amount of trees we can clean the air. 

Ok, I think this is enough for tonight.