kick ass in a can

Do you ever feel like you have no will?

Like others are walking all over you?

Worry no more, just use my patented

Kick ass-in-a-can

Bullies, Entitled coworkers, obsessive stalker-type ex’s

You too can be free to live like you should

Are there moments when some chatterbox get’s a hold of you and you just wish to cork their piehole’s? Well now you can…for a low introductory cost of $19.95

there, my rant is done.