aw fuck off

OMG, I seriously hate every single goddamned "art" program on the planet. I"ve tried Gimp, Photoshop, Paintbrush, Illustrator.

I CAN’T FIGURE OUT ANY OF THEM.

I can do certain things in certain ones, but then I"ll reach a point, hit a wall, and won’t be able to do anything.

I tried to be "creative" and use different programs for the things I knew how to do, but at one point, one of them decided to CUT off the edges of my damn drawing and I couldn’t retrieve them, basically making me lose HOURS of frustrating work.

for what?

nothing.

I have bits of pieces of completed coloring and art, but not a mother fucking goddamned thing I can use.

I AM SO FRUSTRATED.

So I give the fuck up.

I realize I have to do all the artwork by hand, abandon any hope of coloring it and pray that the scan is clear and dark enough to allow me to post my fucking comic without it looking like complete goddamned crap.

I AM SO UPSET.

this just pisses me off.

 

I am not an idiot by any means, but they make EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE PROGRAMS RIDICULOUS TO USE. Things that should be an easy thing to do (like selecting an area and, i dunno, FILLING IT IN WITH A FUCKING COLOR) is impossible. Nothing works logically. It’s all complicated and retarded.

Honestly, it would take me weeks to go through all of the tutorial videos and crap to get the basics and I just don’t have the time for it. Maybe I’ll learn eventually, but for now I give up.

fuck off computer art shit ass bitch ass motherfucking cunt licking shit.

 

 

 

 

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April 29, 2012

I agree.

They just need a device that will do what you think it to do =oD

April 29, 2012

Yeah some things like that are just weird. You’d think it’d be easy to use and other people make it look so easy.

That whole b.tch a.ss c.nt licking em effer sh.t? THAT is why I love you. There’s a magazine that I flip through that tells you how to do things like that and what programs to use and stuff. I’m not sure though if it would help you I’ll have to look for it next time I’m in the bookstore and tell you. You can at least look at it? I dunno. I wanna do this for you. But you know me and computer

stuffs. I’d have to kill someone in the process….

April 29, 2012

Agreed, they’re terribly complicated. That’s why I always work off a copy of the original and save copies often. Lost 4 hours of work one night because I did the same thing. Never again! ^_^ Ceej

April 29, 2012

good luck

April 30, 2012

I love your foul mouth. 🙂 You will get it done darling. I have faith in you.

Use Paint.net!! It’s free! And there are tutorials on Youtube for it. Here’s the link to download it. I use it to make my book covers: http://www.getpaint.net/ (^_^)

April 30, 2012

aww i’m sorry, i have learned over the years to save many copies of my work, like when i’m working on something instead of save i do save a copy so i have it where its at and keep working on one so if it messes up i still kindof have it.. good luck!!!

do you know anyone that could help you out?

April 30, 2012

I am slightly skilled in Photoshop, if you need some help.

April 30, 2012

ugh, i hate those programs too. at one old job i had to use corel, which is maybe the least user-friendly program for drawing EVER (except for maybe auto-CAD, which has the word auto in it but is so complicated they offer university classes in how to use it). UGH

April 30, 2012

If its in your budget, I don’t love Apple products, but they do make it very easy to manipulate artwork. They have one specifically for drawers. Disney uses it alot. If I can remember the name of it I will send you the link.

April 30, 2012

They need to hurry up and install neck plugs in us so we can just think of things and have a perfect picture drawn out for us 😉 I agree though. Every program is easy to a certain extent and then BAM there’s no way around what you need to do unless you take a damn class or something.

April 30, 2012

I used to know how to use photoshop rather well. Now after years of not using it I feel much the same as you do.

April 30, 2012

heh you’re awesome. I LOVE foul mouthed women…

B+
April 30, 2012

I still has the love… I has it.

Which photoshop did you try? The smaller cheaper version is supposed to be easier to learn. I have the bigger more elaborate one and there apparently is a 1-2 year learning curve on it.

April 30, 2012

photoshop and a tablet & stylus, thats how we roll.

Dood, I just thought of something….Toon Boom. Its an animation program for comics, but I think it would work for you. Eric used it and said it was pretty easy.

April 30, 2012
April 30, 2012

I hope it works out for you eventually! Sorry you are having problems. 🙁 <3