hater ass = me
I had the most DELICIOUS chipotle spice dusted mac and cheese at lunch today! omg omg. I could only eat a few noodles, but DAYAMN, so good! I could have had the whole damn bowl of it!
I got taken out for Admin Professionals day. I also had filet mignon. and a salad.
(and a tiny creme brulee, don’t tell my blood sugar!!!!)
omg, so nom.
nom nom nom nom nommmmmmmmmmmm.
I’m happy.
but I get no nap.
It was supposed to be a little cool and rainy today.
It’s about 11 degrees higher than the forecast and the clouds in the sky are being laughed at while the sun burns them to smithereens.
SMITHEREEEEEENS.
Hot ass bitch whore.
I’m supposed to be cutting down my foul language, but that doesn’t include my writing!
I can say fucking bitch ass cunt whore douche licking fuck face all i want.
so there.
I’m nasty.
don’t tell my dad.
Speaking of my dad, did you know that since he went to Vietnam and was exposed to agent orange and now has heart problems, he’s considered 100 per cent disabled? Yeah, even though the heart problems are more than likely genetic they can’t really prove it one way or the other so Agent Orange WINS! ha!
so with that 100% disability, he has increased his vets benefits by a lot (he wouldn’t tell me how much) and all of my remaining siblings in school (one brother and sister) get NINE HUNDRED DOLLARS A MONTH in a dependent of veterans benefit. WTF?!!!!
AND!!!!!
They got a retro check for the past year or two or something… DO THE MATH. 900 bucks a month for at least a year, tadow in your hands.
I could just DIE.
They say that they are making my little sister save it all, but COME ON SERIOUSLY, Even saving it all, she’ll have a huge chunk of change when she finally moves out.
I’m jealous as hell.
WHATEVER STUPID VETERANS PEOPLE. god.
Oh, and this benefit will last until 2018 as long as they are in school.
THAT’S ANOTHER 6 YEARS.
jesus. She could just toodle along and get a million degrees with all of her tuition paid for and 900 bucks a month just coming in from the veterans benefits that my dad gets.
MEANWHILE, on the non jealous hater side, I’m glad for my dad. He is not worrying about money now and isn’t trying to work while he’s all crippled and crap. He said he feels more confident in enjoying his retirement and all, so for that I’m happy.
BUT THE REST CAN KISS MY BITCH HATER ASS!!!!
HATER ASS = ME!!!
Whatever, now I’ve pissed myself off.
I’m gonna go fume and pout and kick something.
Oh yeah, I have a ticker. Look at that!
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now i’ma hafta make homemade mac n cheese. dammit.
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wow, i didn’t know that about the vietnam benefits. incredibly large sum of money! but great for your family, definitely. yay for a nice lunch out!!! sounds like it was delicious! 🙂
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I get those benefits too! You might be able to as well (even though you are over 26). My brother qualified and he was over the age ‘limit’. I can send you a link to the app paperwork!!!!!
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I am a hater ass too today. for many mnay effing reasons. Now, you’ve made me want a steak, i may have to ignore the fact that some cow here locally died of mad cow disease.
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Hugs.
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Damn that food sounds a-mah-zing! Damn I’m hinges now. I really would feel exactly as you do regarding that dependent benefit shiznit. Why don’t you get it? Your age? That’s some bullshit. 🙁
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aw, too bad you don’t qualify for some of that. but happy for your dad and your siblings. and yeah, i’m sure it makes retirement way more enjoyable!
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I love Filet Mignon, I hope you saved me some! Holy shet that’s a lot of money
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I’d be a hater too. 🙁 and you forgot the word twat.
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I feel bad, no one in the office did jack sh*t for the admin. professionals in our office today. But that isn’t my field these days. I am not even an employee myself. I had a client that was exposed to a lot of Agent Orange and was also 100% disabled. It didn’t seem to have any effect on his body but he was crazy as a loon and I always thought the brain damage was due to the exposure.I don’t know he might have been a loon without the exposure too. But he was not ok on any level. I am so excited — 25 weeks! I can’t wait to see the baby!
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ryn: Absolfreakinlutely, I can’t do this again!!! lol <3
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But you could!!! 🙂 online classes. <3
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Ugh, wouldn’t that be a nice chunk of change in your pocket? I wish. I’m getting about $8000 from the sale of my condo, it will be gone pretty much within 24 hours of me getting it. We need to pay the back taxes on our house and I have to pay off my credit card. At least I’ll have one less debt. I love creme brulee.
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Id be jealous too… it seems like everyone else gets what they want.
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My uncle just got the same thing. Like a $1500 raise monthly and a $140,000 check. And him and my aunt get full benefits now too! I am way happy for them. Isn’t OD mainly to express yourself with profanity anyway? So you can fuckity, shit, cunt yourself till you are happy.
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My father is 100 percent disabled as well and the VA college benefit is what got me my degree. 🙂
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Oh My God. I just f.cking love you!
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Damn, that is a huge chunk of bread, yo! On a bright side, at least your siblings are getting the money. I know SO many people that keep that money for themselves and deny the kids ever got it.
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Yo…. here’s going to be a drunkin comment from a Vietnam Vets son…. Those mother fuckers fought and DIED for everything we believed in as far as freedoms go….. They might have done it over seas for some other country, but that country still had OUR beliefs… If ya think it woulda been better not sendin the troops over there for our beliefs, ya might as well be a fucking commie… =oD ~~
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RYN2: ~~ Tho I guess you’re really just pissed at your sister, after re-reading it 4 times…. LOL Either way… My old man had a device put in on his heart… and has a buncha other problems with his body… But I’d be damned if I talk shit about the Vets that lived for and died for OUR freedoms while all we do is sit here and judge em like you just did…. Don’t like our vets? get the fuck out!
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Agent Orange definitely wins and it makes me sad. I think I got seven a month, which does not support a bad vodka habit.
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RYN: Alright, as I’ve sobered up considerably since… my drunkin rant…. I can see where I misread/mistook what you spoke of…. Yes… stupid veteran people giving them money…. wtf… Lame…. Grrr…. *gets on hands and knees and kisses your feet* Oh yes *smooch* I’m very very sorry *smooch* please excuse my ranting *smooch* and my girly fontish…stuff… *smooch smooch smooch*
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Mmm, Mac & Cheese…
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I wonder when they will have an IT professional Day? Yet another thing that pisses me off, we keep the business and all it’s employees working, yet we are constantly forgotten! Such crap!
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Ugh. Just…ugh.
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Wow…I can understand how you feel.
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wow i’d be happy for them and jealous for me!! they better buy you awesome baby presents!! 900 dollars a month seems a bit excessive for the dependents but if anyone is giving away money why turn it down!
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