Get a life, they say
But who cares what they say!
So, I am super excited because I stole back the mayorship of the metro station at pershing square on foursquare.
I’m a dork.
you see, i have been lusting for that majoryship for MONTHS.
I finally got it only for it to be stolen a few days later. CURSES!
SO i GOT IT BACK!
and it will stay mine! ohhhh it will stay!
I did the same for the GameStop near my house.
I need a life, someone says, but who cares what someone says!
Anyway, here’s some TMI: I keep peeing my pants.
Not a lot.
but I sneeze, cough, or laugh, and it’s all downhill from there.
I’md oing lots of exercises to try and fixt his… you know the kind!
but jeesh, i’m sick of all this peeing! Damn pregnancy!
I would like to state, for the record, that I only tell you this because I know you really care.
I should go pee right now.
and get water.
and then eat my delicious PRE MADE SALAD!!!
it comes with a champagne vinegarette. I wonder if it’s real champagne. will it make me tipsy? lol.. i doubt it. I probably won’t eat the dressing. I will probably eat my 2 calore spritzer spray crap. Blargh.
I am starving so I need to eat soon. Nugget doesn’t wait for me to be ready to eat, he demands foodage NOW!!!!!
Wanna know how much work I’ve done today?
very little.
I’m a bad bad woman.
oh well.
blah.
does anyone else get monday off?
oh presidents, thanks for letting me celebrate you from my perch on my bed whilst I play some Final Fantasy, nap, and be the ultimate lazy lady.
Oh yeah, I have a ticker. Look at that!
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i feel you on the pee thing…its not fun… wait till your about ready to pop it gets worse :(….. im off monday to..yay presidents! 🙂
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MEEEEEE!!!! Here’s to pee pee! and champaigne salads! and babies that make you pee!
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This peeing is just a sneak peek of what’s in store for you when you reach menopause!!!
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I don’t miss that about pregnancy. I felt like a Ms. Peepee pants, all the time…
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OMG! No one told me there would be sudden peeing involved in this baby carrying process. Do I get to skip over that part since I didn’t know before?
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It’s kind of hard for me to care about whether or not people get Monday off for President’s Day lol. Hell I don’t want the next few days to pass. I know I should concentrate on other things but it’s hard to have the moments to do when I do. Acknowledges the rest.
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We do, but it’s called Family Day up here. We just wanted to have all the same stat holidays as the states but we named them different things.. ha! Kidding. I don’t know why they made it this day, maybe for all the businesses that do international work with the states, it just made sense that we took the same holiday.
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Pickle demands feeding constantly….hence I am already the size of a small bungalow!! No bueno!! I cant believe you’re nearly 16 weeks already!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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most of canada has ‘family day’ except for BC. we still have to work. they’re going to let us have the holiday next year though.
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Salads!! Woooo!
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