Big Foot is Gonna Kick Your Ass
First, a little private investigation follow up:
*puts on cute sherlock holmes hat and duster jacket*
*twirls around*
*stops and strikes a pose*
*sneezes for some reason, breaking the mood*
*grabs a gigantic magnifying glass and flips her hair with a wink and a smile*
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To answer a few questions:
His Twitter is: @bruceableson
The site that is on his twitter account is: http://www.aboutecho.com/
I don’t think there is anything bad or illegal about me posting this, it’s all public.
If you look at his site, you can see quite clearly that he has moved on to other ventures, and OD is probably a nothing in his mind anymore. Sadly.
If OD is a something, then maybe he should come set me straight!
He’s left me notes before. I’ve been here almost 11 years.
Not from the SUPER BEGINNING, but from 2001, which isn’t so bad.
I would be so pissed off if this site left, because … I would be. damn it
I would never be able to talk about my life the same or connect the same. I don’t do posts on Facebook often, and that’s where my family is so I wouldn’t dare talk about things like I do here. I have wordpresses on my websites, but I wouldn’t talk much there either. I’m really sad. Not cool.
If he’s done with us, let there be a quiet little change of managment with no big policy and site changes and let us continue on in our happy OD Bliss.
Or something.
ANYWAYZ….
Lets talk about BIG FOOT.
I had a terrible dream that he was going to kill me.
Like I wasn’t ME in the dream, I was some young teen boy. lol.
I didn’t get a chance to look at my penis. Awww.
ANYWAY, I saw him and tried to take a picture with my phone, but it was blurry. But I saw him! and he got MAD. He did not want to be seen!!!!
and so he started to hunt me down to kill me.
His arms and hands kept getting caught in doors after I slammed them, like a cartoon, and he’d be snarling and reaching for me through the door. It was scary.
I did not want Big Foot to kick my ass.
At one point I was leaping and bounding up a mountain side like I was dragon ball z or something. I knew I was in a dream and I was trying to control it.
I wish I had just looked at my penis just once.
I wonder if it was big.
ANYWAY, FRIDAY YA’LL!!!!
Happy times!
I’m doing a really fun RPG chat tonight. I hope it’s as fun as I want it to be anyway.
I cheated on my diet last night and felt like death (I could not say no to the french fries, they were devils I say! devils!!!!)
I will be good for a while, I promise. I always forget how crappy having high blood sugar feels. It feels terrible.
I got a bunch of little pre made salads to eat over the weekend.
I don’t mind eating a salad when it’s already made for me. I HATE MAKING SALADS. i hate chopping shit up and putting it in a bowl and all that. I don’t know why I hate it. But when faced with making my own salad or eating a pre made one, I will always go pre made.
Or someone can just make salads for me.
I would like a salad chef. When I’m rich.
I love cooking other things, just NOT SALADS!
Did I mention my melt in the mouth turkey breast I cooked earlier this week? OMIGA, so fab. It was quite good. and it came with a gravy packet.
I love gravy.
It’s too early to talk about food, I feel sorta sick.
I’m gonna go guzzle some water and do some work and then hope it’s 3:00 so I can go home.
I wonder what that all meant.
(After proof reading, I don’t even remember typing that last line up there. I think I have mutliple personalities. lol)
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i actually love chopping up stuff…perhaps i could mail you some in envelope? :p
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Booooooo. On one hand … I’m glad that he’s bettering himself through new business ventures. On the other? I’m kinda sad. 🙁
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soo the (i wish i would have looked at my penis) was the best thing i heard all day!!! because…well… .i would have wanted to look at my penis to…. lol…. i LOVE salad! except nobody at my house does so we dont eat much of them……. OD better not shut down… my life would end…seriously… i would have no friends! 🙁
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maybe you can take 1 day to chop like a maniac and prepare salads for over a few days? if you keep them sealed up they should keep okay. Also one of my friends an I’s favorite passtime is talking about what our penis would be if we were guys. All agreed mine would be girthy. my friend Amy’s would be small and crooked and Rachel’s would be skinny.. hahah.. I think yours would be pretty girthyand good sized but normal, but once you started using it BAM! haha i am so strange but that is why you love me!
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No matter what is going on with the site, maybe they can’t discuss it with us if it’s in the middle of a sale or something but dammit, change the JaSurMo thingy for pete’s sake!!!
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I cant imagine someone would NOT want this site. I am sure it makes $$.
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RYN: I’m not real sure how to follow them myself, but if it comes down to it… it’s nice to have a back up!
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RYN : He’s an utter twat but pffft what am I gonna miss out on? Nothing. Him? EVERYTHING. xxxxxxx
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ryn: thank you mamma 🙂 ill forward you the pics via text 🙂
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I’m sure the site will get taken over. I really don’t think it’s that big of a deal. I’m sure people have already contacted him in regards to taking over – he’s probably just waiting for the highest bidder. No cheating missy! I can’t say that ’cause I’m not in the situation, and I so know if I was I would cheat too, but as your friend I am supposed to tell you that so – NO CHEATING! That big foot dream is scary, but I’m glad you wrote about it because now I am reminded that if I am ever a boy in my dreams to look at my penis immediately before anything else happens. I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove salads.
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RYN: true that sister friend! =D
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ryn: “What if there were bats? fire breathing death bats!!!” Why they would most likely be consumed by the fire eating death spiders!!! Psssst…I’m crazy, too!!!
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The date is interesting….http://www.linkedin.com/pub/bruce-ableson/10/875/543 Founder and Publisher OpenDiary.com January 1998 September 2011 (13 years 9 months) Developed and launched first community blogging and social networking site, OpenDiary.com. As of 2010, Open Diary has been online for twelve years, and grown to over 4.5 million members. Invented blog commenting, friends-only content security, and several other innovations that became central to the development of social media. Created all site promotion, including building presence on Facebook and Twitter and managing community interaction with those universes. Supervised street team and other real-world promotional efforts. Performed site SEO at all levels, increasing search engine visibility and incoming traffic. Managed all site marketing and advertising, including sales and placement of banner ads through advertising networks and Google AdSense. Supervised flexible teams of community moderators and support personnel in order to enhance member experience. Responsible for all site design and programming, coding in ASP and JavaScript wi
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I’m not into worrying until I really have something to worry about. I wonder if he would give us back our membership fees tho. It says LIFETIME member not 6 year member! LOL <3
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Well it’s nice to have more news on this but there’s still nothing saying that he’s completely leaving the site. Stupid dreams. I hate when they are bad like that.
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I am hoping he is just passing us off to someone else. I can’t honestly say I’ll miss a guy who has never really been all that present. I just want to be able to remain here and the basic things that makes this site what it is to remain the way the are.
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Well he’d better not be leaving us in the wind like this and better have someone else set up to take this site over. I also don’t feel the same about other sites either. I don’t want to lose all my friends. This place is the one place I come to almost every day to write about the things I write about in my life and it’s one of the favorite high lights of my life. It’s the site that I think about
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most often when I get on the computer and I want to read and note all of my friends and write. Man this place is one of the places I need so desperately right now. I don’t know why The Diary Master has to do this and I hope he has a better option set up for someone else to take over it.
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you are so lucky it’s lunch time and i gots leftover turkey meatballs…. lol. good for bruce moving on to other things but still sad about od. i mean, isn’t this his baby? lol. agreed and hope that it doesn’t mean any dramatic changes to od. there isn’t really another site like it and there’s a lot of things i write here that i wouldn’t write elsewhere too.
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Me too. Hate making salads. Love eating them though.
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