Hold this urine

So.. yesterday… I…

collected all of my urine.

Yep.

Peed in a big ole plastic beaker and poured it into a jug.

I also peed on my hand about 3 times. that was lovely.

I’ll bring it to the lab tomorrow.

they’ll test it for protein and say "oh yes, you most likely had diabetes before pregnancy" or "no… hmm, no protein… hmmm"

I hope they say NO.

Bah!

I want to go back to somewhat normal eating after all this!

I mean, I do think I’ll stick to whole grain breads, more veggies, less sugar and maybe no soda at all (Especially while breastfeeding, I don’t want a baby hopped up on caffeine)… but I want to be able to eat a sandwich!! Please, just two slices of bread, some meat and cheese and veggies, PLEASE.

god, it’s so annoying to sit around counting carbs obssessively and then crying when my blood sugar skyrockets because I ate half of a whole wheat hamburger bun. GOD.

I’m feeling a smoodge better in my mood, but I think it’s because I ate a snack. Food helps me. It’s a sad thing.

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Blarg, I hope they use more than just a dropper full of all that urine. What a smelly job that would be. “Hey, here is a gallon of day old pee. Enjoy!” Barf! Mad props to all the medical peeps out there.

*theprincess*

February 6, 2012

🙁 for peeing on your hand…but atleast its not poop! crossing fingers for you that you can have a big o sandwhich after the baby comes!! 🙂

B+

Haha… they had me do the gallon thing. Gave it to me on the 5th of January… told me to fill it up and return it on the 6th of January. The baby was born on the 6th of January… and that nasty jug-o-pee sat in my fridge until I got discharged from the hospital. Figured they didn’t want it anymore… since they were checking for protein in my urine for pre-eclampsia. I peed on me so much. 🙁

Missundastood

Does your piss container resemble a tide laundry detergent container??? When I had to do that whilst pregnant with Christian that is what I referred to mine as LOL. Big ol ugly orange tide container lmao

Food helps me too!

Oh Oh Oh! And the thought of my urine just accumulating in that container made me all ewwwww.

I hope you get good results from that test! I hate peeing on my hand, I do it all the damn time. I feel like I’m done peeing, I go to wipe and there’s still some leaking out, gross!

Menicy

Ack, but good luck. I’d go bonkers if I couldn’t eat what I wanted.

chemolimo

I hope you get good news love

xcrystalsunshine

done this twice, not fun but made it into something funny

I have to collect my urine in a couple weeks – nooo fun. When I collected for my 1st pregnancy they gave me a “hat” to put on the toilet bowl. I peed into that and then transferred it to the container for the fridge. It prevented me from peeing on myself. I’m surprised they didn’t give you one. I want a sandwich SOOOO bad. Why do pregnant women have to be more likely to get listeria again? GRR! I hope you didn’t/don’t have pre pregnancy diabetes. That would make me sad 🙁 I’m glad snacks make you feel better. At least you have something, ya know? And if it makes you feel ANY better, they say it’s safe to have caffeine when breastfeeding, as long as it’s not in excess, so it looks like you can still down Mountain Dew every now and then 🙂