Lessons Learned

I’ve learned a few things:

 

1. You guys are so sweet and nice.  *smooshy love hugs*

2. Everyone always think someone else is cool, even though that person just feels like the epitomy of outcast and weirdo. *loves you all some more*

3. I do not like when a tall person stands next to me on a train or bus while I am sitting down… their butt is usually right at eye level. I do not want to look at their butt, smell their butt, or really have their butt that close to my face at all.

4. I cannot eat chicken strips without vegetables, my blood sugar does not like it.

5. Having high blood sugar really doesn’t feel good. I can tell now and it sucks.

6. Going to bed at 9 is ok maybe once or twice a week is ok, but I’d go crazy if I did that every day. I wake up at around midnight wide awake with thoughts of getting up. Not cool.

7. Naps can be evil if they aren’t long enough. I hate waking up from what I think will be a rejuvinating snooze to feel like a shoe that stepped in dog poop. I mean really, its not worth it. I’d rather just be regular tired.

8. Fridays are a hell of a lot better when you don’t have to go to work!!!

9. Boy children can be just as whiny and emo as girl children. Jacob had made big plans to have a friend come over on Saturday… but didn’t bother to ask me. When I aksed where this kid lived, he didn’t know. When I asked how he was gonna get to our house he said that his dad would bring him. When I said what his dad planned on doing, he was like "stay and play with us"… yeah…. but NO. He had to cancel that shit right up. That’s not happening without me or Baboo first talking to the other parent and making proper plans. He proceeded to cry and sob and act like his life was over.

"Oh I’ll just have to cancel it then! waaaa"

*rolling eyes*

I don’t handle all that emo crap well. I told him to shut it up.

My 10 year old also threw a tantrum because his brother was throwing a tantrum.

And soon there may be three of them?!

At least if it’s a girl I can sorta expect it and deal with her differently, boys just shouldn’t act like that. It makes me want to send them running laps and doing push ups. Toughen up ya little whine hole. I understand disappointment, but don’t cry. Especially when we told you that we could do it when it’s arranged properly. JEESH.

And if you have a problem with my ideas on what "boys should do", keep them to yourself. You’re not raising my kids, so stfu. I won’t tell you what to do, and you don’t have to bother telling me. It’s a good deal.

And if you don’t know what STFU means, google it.

10. I’m sorta glad that I don’t care about a lot of these "hot button issues" happening right now. I sorta hate reading or hearing about it. Boring yawn, move on to the next big scary issue. I think I’m getting a lot meaner as I get older.

and lastly

11. I like yogurt. I like you.

 

THE EEEEND.

 

Happy Friday peeps and poops. Have a great weekend!

loveyoupeople! *muah!*

 

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