i’m not feeling good
I shall do "things" today
* Baboo stole my fluffy pillow last night. I’m not even sure how. I woke up feeling weird and realized I was laying on the not so fluffy one and my fluffy could not be found. Baboo does not like fluffy. Why did he steal my pillow? THIEVERY!
*I just ate a teriyaki taco before 7:00 AM. I’d say it was weird, but I’m a pig, so whatever.
*Not feeling very pregnant, though I just dealt with severe cramps and terrible pains just now. I think it’s just my period coming down the pipes. I took a test (I still have over a dozen of them) last night, but it was negative. I don’t think I’m pregnant anyway. I’ll probably take another sometime during the week, but I think my period will show up on Friday as its predicted because it’s a bitch and my body hates me. It is making me not a very happy me, but who cares!
*You know you’re in love when: the hot bus driver is boring. He totally is. He’s suddenly not doing anything for me. I’d rather look at Baboo and try to cop a feel. I don’t think I’d ever do a damn thing with anyone but Baboo because he’s my baboo! damn it! So yeah, I don’t care about the bus driver and it dawned on me today how awesome that feels. I am a love fool.
*The somewhat forgetful woman I spoke about, who always asks if the bus stops at a certain street, has become a stalker of sorts. She gets on at the same station as me. Now she sits in my car. She sits next to me on the bus, and now that I stay later, she’s on the same bus when I go home. She looks at me with her weird eyes and she has a tattoo of an RC cola can on her arm. She’s pretty young and going to a vocational school nearby… I hope she doesn’t start following me away from the train station. lol.
*yesterday, the bus driver might have forgotten I was on the bus because he was YAWNING AND SCREAMING AND STRETCHING really loud. *blink* It was not the formerly hot bus driver. lol.
*We went to black angus last night and they totally overcooked my steak. I was not amused.
*the show "Louie" is depressing. and hilarious.
*I watch too much tv.
*I crave doritos and beef jerky. this is not due to pregnancy, just a weird craving!!!!
*I think a rabid weasel is eating my intestines.
*I get a 4 day weekend! woooo!
*We keep having power outtages at my buildling. I wish it would all just go out for good and they’d just send me home. I’m not that lucky.
*I am that fat.
*I might be drinking poison
*If I can’t have a baby, I get a tiny puppy
*sometimes I just want to give up and get the puppy instead
*speaking of puppies, my dogs get baths and flea treatments this weekend. We’re going to try and get them to be more house dogs instead of outside dogs. We’ll see how much they pee on things and piss me off.
*i don’t feel like capitalizing anymore. you can bite me as you walk out the door.
*I taste like kettle corn. werd.
*i might have to stink up the place, i have so much gas! you care. it’s sexy.
*is it bad that i’ve always wanted to lick jared leto?
*I think I might barf up this taco.
*Its not pregnancy, its the poison
*i forgot how much i loved the song "leather" by Tori Amos. That song is awesome.
*I should go or whatever
*got work to do, still. same work as yesterday. iw as very bad.
*i’ll be good today, i promise.
*loveyoupeople *muah!*
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Hey, if you gotta poot, you gotta poot. I say spew forth with your clouds of glitter and make the entire office smell of freshly baked cupcakes and kettle corn. I think Jared Leto would taste like pumpkin pie and thats a bonus cause I LOVE pumpkin pie!
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Lol. Hope you feel better soon.
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Hope you feel better!!!! 🙂
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Tiny puppies grow into big adult dogs much too quickly.
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A tattoo of RC cola, that’s pretty random.
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I used to love Tori Amos, and then I realized that her music was effed up. I still love her but I haven’t listened to her in a long while. I’ll have to see if she’s got any recent records out. I haven’t had any real cravings yet. Just every once in a while I want to eat at a specific place. I guess the one craving I’ve had is for beef. Speaking of, I hate when they can’t get beef cooked right. It’s pretty easy to cook steak properly (if you aren’t me), so I get confused when I go to a restaurant, known for it’s steaks, and get medium well or well done when I’ve asked for medium. I love puppies. I hope you rescue one from the humane society.
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We’re cycling the same, how funny! I took a pregnancy test too but it was to early to tell either way, I really won’t know anything unless I miss my cycle. Lame sauce. I think it should be easy for us…I mean…we’re frackin’ wonderful people so we should be allowed to procreate as much as possible DAMMIT! *deep breath* lets conceive together so we can be betchy and bloated together
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is that the one with Louie CK? i like him a lot.
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le sigh, jared leto is lovely. and nothing wrong with early morning tacos. boring bus drivers are still better than ones that drive erratically (like 75% of vancouver bus drivers, omg) PUPPY!!! and feel better soon. fingers crossed it’s not a period.
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I loved this entry! Yes, you are in love! So am I! WHY?!
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