CHAMPAGNE and jalapeno cheese
baboo is trying to make me plan and pissing me off.
i was having a nice relaxing one bottle of champagne down time and he’s like PLAN PLAN PLAN argh.
anyway, i hate my neighbor. She turned around the laundry basket that I put my sign on. So I"m going to put another sign on every side of it. Bitch. I said DON’T TOUCH my laundry supplies. she TOUCHED THEM.
also, it shows her guilt. She usually tries to talk her way out of shit, but not this time because she’s guilty as sin of being a fucking skank ass bitch who destroyed my laundry soap and wasted my dryer sheets and everything and I hate her. I told Baboo to stop being so nice to her skank ass.
whore.
i hate her.
i’m not playing around anymore. I’m also going to put the sign on every bottl and box we have out there. DO NOT TOUCH, PROPERTY OF THE TORRES FAMILY.
bitch.
i hate her.
AND THEN…
the mice are living in baboos junk drawer. hilarious.
AND THEN.
jalapeno cheese is so good. i could eat it all day.
AND THEN.
the end.
this entry is not as interseting becuase I haven’t had sex yet. maybe later.
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What is he planning? I feel like a slacker when my hubby doesn’t join me in down time and he’s busy doing stuff. I don’t think he feels like a slacker when he’s watching tv and I’m the one doing stuff, though.
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lol
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Our old, cranky neighbor who hates kids and dogs has just moved out. I’ll pray for the same outcome for you & your neighbor 🙂
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Ugh frustrations a plenty. I hope you “worked it out” with sexy time. 😉
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Yeah. We both might be getting it sometime soon. How do the laundry arrangements in your place work. Like how closely do you all live together that you have to share and take turns with the doing of the laundry. Acknowledges the rest of it.
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I know there must be a reason but can you just keep all of your laundry supplies in your house until it’s time to do wash? I know that it’s a pain in the ass but it’ll stop her from using it.
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Mmmmm jalapeno cheese is awesome! Silly Baboo, doesn’t he know how precious champagne time is? We should plot and plan something devious for your neighbour. Oh yes. Something insidious (like the movie) indeed.
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LOL.. I am guessing you at least got to finish the Champers..Good work! As for the neighbor? I do not condone violence, but a good swift kick in the butt comes to mind…Just saying. And tell Babbo that a plan is counterproductive, and that I said so… That will put him back in the rights again. I seem to scare them. Red Jalapeno Cheese?? Hand it over!
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hahaha too bad you couldnt booby trap your stuff! Im surprised you have mice b/c of your cats! Those cats better get to work!
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Your neighbor.. I swear. Maybe you guys should start looking elsewhere again.
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