Twice!!!!

Dear Diary,

boobs boobs boobs.

and penis.

*blnk*

Well, that’s what Baboo said my entry for the day should be.

ha ha.

I guess I’ll go backwards.

this morning sucks, but at least it’s wednesday.

Slept terribly last night.

but before the waking up every 20 minutes started…

I molested my fiance and made him give it up.

And yes, it was nice. TWICE in less than a week.

this is the best month EVER.

lol.

Anyway, before that I went to check my dvr.. my NEW dvr that should have maybe a handful of shows on it… and my lovely fiance has FILLED IT WITH CRAP SO THAT IT WAS 92% FULL!!!

In less than a week.

HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?

I’ll tell you how.

SKINEMAX.

yep. lots of soft core porn all over it.

and strange dumb movies that we can netflix easily.

I deleted almost all of it.

I turned on "Cougar Academy" and got pissed off at all these oldies having sex.

So I deleted it.

First of all, soft core porn is only good for about the first 2 seconds, then I’m bored and it’s too "soft" and I can’t get too aroused by it all (I’m a hardcore kinda girl. gotta SEE penetration. so wrong. lol)

Anyway, so I turned that off, but I wanted to get frisky…

but then we didn’t…

until later, at about 1 in the morning cuz I kept having dreams about titties.

titties all over.

it was sorta annoying.

so yay for sexins!

nom nom nom

Before that it was a normal night. We went to bed early and watched some true blood.

I forgot to mention … HOW CRAZY IS THE NECK BREAKING HEAD TURNING AND TWISTING ANGRY VAMPIRE SEX.

crazy, i say.

Before that, watched some stuff with my kids and had tacos.

Before that I was shopping in a great grocery store that I was wish was closer to my house.

and I keep going backwards, but you’re probably sleep.

WAKE UP!

And here I am.

Hello Wednesday.

I love you baby *smooch*

and how the HELL did it become September already?

Jeesh!!!!!

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