You had to be there

I have this crazy cough going on right now. I don’t understand it.

Everytime I laugh or whatever, I go into a coughing fit. And then randomly throughout the day.

stupid coughing. GO AWAY COUGHING!!!!

so yesterday baboo and I got into a silly fun argument (we do this all the time, its not serious, we just tease each other relentlessly in a total junior high fashion) and I started calling myself "First Knowledge" and he was "Second Knowledge"… because I know everything and he just knows most things.

ha.

So anyway, I was trying to think of a way to shorten the nickname when I came up with 2K.. oddly enough, in some of his screen names, he puts 2K at the end!

So I was like "It was foretold! You can only be the second knowledge!!!! 2k!!!!"

And he was like "nooooooo!!!"

and then I was like "You can call me 1K if you like"

and he was like "Noooooo!!!" again.

Hilarious.

maybe you had to be there.

I gave him a BJ last night, but it wasn’t for very long because we started watching True Blood and I had to stop.

Do you know we’re only on the third episode?! Lame!!!!

So I don’t know what’s going on and I always have to skip when people start talking about it.

I watch way too much tv.

I had a dream last night tha I had another baby. It was a boy andI was obsessed with breastfeeding him.

the the whole dream turned into a video game where baboo and I were jumping over buildings and crap and I was just worrying about getting home to the baby before it got hungry again.

Weird ass shit.

My beans came out pretty decent last night. I ended up having to put parmesan cheese on them, but it was really tasty after that.

I also made corn muffins.

Here’s a thought, why don’t you make sure the muffin tins have been lubricated first.

They ended up being corn muffin TOPS.

Oh well, they were delicious.

why am I always talking about food?!

My eye is twitching and it is QUITE annoying.

I got an email inviting me to do the Final Fantasy XIV Beta test again! Oh boy!

I’m gonna apply, but they didn’t pick me last time, so I’m not all jizzing in my pants over it or anything.

Not that I actually have ever jizzed in my pants.

Do girls jizz? I’m not talking about squirting.

JIZZING.

I have no idea.

Anyhow, gotta get to work. My boss was here early, so she’ll probably start making her "let me peek into your cubicle and spy on you" rounds soon enough.

She does it every day, but I’m usually done with my first entry before she even gets in to work!

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