Chaosbride

August 25, 2010

Previous: My future involves twitching

fly with me on the dayquil breeze

So, the memo just got smacked down… my union is now exempt from the 26 furlough days, and we only have to do 10… the rest of them are still required to do the 26 though (which seems fair, since we had to do 26 days last year and they only had to do 10 or so).

it is all a wash if you ask me. I mean, we have to pay into our healthcare, so that’s about 100 bucks a month I lose. My co pay goes up, so my kids better not get sick, damn it. lol.

blah blah blah. I’m lucky to only have to pay 100 bucks. i know this. stop glaring at me! healthcare is a suck when you’re a spoiled brat like me!!!!!

I will maybe probably go back on my 9/80 schedule.

whatever.

it all makes my head explode.

my head wants to explode with very little provocation.

golly gee monique, that’s a big ass word. i bet you spelled it wrong.

OH SHUT UP BRAINS.

bah!

I took more meds.

That’s three doses so far today.

I bet I can only take one more dose before i’m "overdosing" but see how much I care if it’s making my damn throat feel better and my head not pound and throb off my neck.

stupid head.

i wanted to try and get some sexins tonight, and now it’s not gonna happen cuz ‘m sick.

how in the holy batshit hell did I get sick anyway? I haven’t been around any sick people and I wash my hands like an OCD loon when I get off that germy infestation of a train.

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN WHO SNEEZED AND COUGHED NEAR ME THOUGH.

I bet it was him.

damn you old man! why’d you have to give me your old man germs!!!!

I’m praying my body has some super white blood cells on the way to kill the germs. (They are dressed in armor and carry spears) I want the White Knight Chronicles game even though the reviews say it sucks. i want it. I don’t want to be sick tomorrow.

i got laundry to do.

and writing.

and cleaning.

I guess we’re getting Verizon Fios tomorrow. Gotta get rid of Time Warner cuz they suck and I’m sick of the ads about how channels might leave the TW line up cuz TW sucks and won’t pay them.

whatever.

everything is going up in price. isn’t that life?

my HEAD!!!!!

less than 45 minutes of work left.

this is the good part folks!

dinner tonight.

DINO NUGGETS and fries.

have you ever had them?

little dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets? (too bad they’re not made out of ACTUAL DINOSAUR!!!)

What happened to normal shaped nuggets? They are way more expensive when they’re just round or oval shaped. but fancy dinosaur shapes are CHEAP MAN! CHEAP! BRING ON THE BRONTOSAURAUS THAT DOESN’T EXIST REALLY BUT WAS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE DINOSAUR WITH IT’S LONG ASS NECK AND LEAF EATING TEETH.

maybe I AM delirious and high on this dayquil.

i didn’t think i was.

but now that my fingers fly i think i might be.

i should change my title.

right now its "schedule changes and other boring crap"

but now it shall be "fly with me on a the dayquil breeze"

it’s not breezy, but if I turn on my fan, it will be.

I have had over 3 quarts of water today and my pee looks like diamonds, so clear and sparkly.

DIAMOND PEE!!!!

If I actually peed diamonds I’d be rich.

I’m thinking I should end this now.

guess what i’m gonna go do?

If you guessed "pee diamonds"… you are so right.

I’ll bring you back some earrings, possibly a tennis bracelet.

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I think you are somewhat high, I read this entry and got a bit high from reading it. The drugs might not be working on your headache, but they are working on your brain (in a high way). Thanks, I needed a bit of a high 🙂

g_jds

August 26, 2010

I think the signs are pointing to a dayquil high, yes.

M.C.

Okay. Something was being a bit stupid then and at first wouldn’t let me leave a note so I took the detour to yuor front page and went back to your entry and in the process of that detour saw your diary title and thought it said Inner Monique. Lol. Talk about the irony of possible contact high from having read your entry. Lol. You could still try to have sex if you try not to breathe on him and

Avoid kissing him. Unless you meant you really felt too sick to do anything. Well that would be different. And speaking of. You could catch colds from the air too. Who knows? Maybe you could’ve gotten it from that man too. And funny on the titles too. Lol. Re you switching TV or internet? Have a good night and start of your holiday love. Feel better soon.

cold medicine is awesome… lol. 😛

Hey I hate when people sneeze on you. Once in SF riding the Muni, and old Chinese man sitting behind me, sneezed so hard that his snot hit the back of my head. I cursed him out at least three solid mins. There should be a law against sneezing on someone and making them sick. Peeing diamonds would make you a very wealthy (and famous) woman, but having had kidney stones, I can tell ya it would hurt like a MF. Also, someone would kidnap you and pump you full of water 24/7! LOL!! So if you ever do pee diamonds don’t tell OD people about it hahahahahahahahaahahhaaha!

Sophe

I had dino nuggets last night!!

Inside Me

LMAO… if ever there was a high on Dayquil A.D.D. entry it is this one! Love it. 🙂 xoxo

RYN: Alright, are you ready for this? ** I have no problem with different “breeds” of Vampires. I think that it is fun to keep the idea of them fresh and to expand on the entire blood lust myth. HOWEVER, I feel (and who the fuck am I? Nin, that’s who!) that if the author intends on branching out with a new breed they should state so from the very beginning, that way it is fair game to make your vamps YOUR vamps. What annoys the piss out of me and makes me type in all caps on a friends diary is when they take the original lore and try to mess with it. Original lore: Vampires are dead, they are ‘punished’ to spend eternity walking the nights, they are repelled by garlic, crosses and holy water, they are HIGHLY sexual, they drink blood. That is it. They do not sparkle. They can not go into the daylight for just a smidgen, nor do they want to. Basically they cold give a flying rats ass about humans, except we are their next meal and possibly a new companion. They CAN NOT reproduce in the human sense of the word. The way a vampire reproduces is by ‘making’ new vampires. Think about it: a vamp is dead. It has no working organs inside because if it did they would not be cold, right? c

Even if by some chance a vampire did get pregnant, the next morning the fertilized egg would be gone because vampires never age. Never. Therefore, it is scientifically impossible for a vampire to become pregnant or produce semen to impregnate a human female. I do care about your stories and I love hearing about them. I am not on your list because I am a horrid friend when it comes to things like that. Its not that I dont want to read them, I was just afraid that you would be expecting feedback (which is understandable) and it would take me a month to even start reading. However, I am totally hooked on this idea of yours and I am excited to see how it turns out. Anyway, there is my views on the traditional vampire lore. I dont want to sound like a nutty purest, but sometimes science has to step in a little. Even in fiction.