Chaosbride

August 25, 2010

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You’re boned

My head hurts.

a lot.

so much.

ouchy ouch.

ouchalicious.

ouchamania

ouchness.

OUCH.

I’ve had this headache since last night.

It has been joined by it’s buddy ole pal the sore throat.

I hate both of them.

I took some meds but they just took the edge off, they didnt’ actually help.

I need orange juice.

and hot tea.

and your mom.

ugh.

So, the employee who was whining about their schedule is now boned.

We were all forced into 8 hour schedules.

However, she wants a 9 hour schedule.

now her sections hours are being reduced to only 8 hours.

so a nine hour schedule is completely removed and nobody can have it unless the hours are changed back.

So she’s boned and we all get to laugh at her.

ha ha, ya dummy.

I need help from Twilight fans.

I haven’t read any of the books, and I probably won’t. I just don’t wanna. lol.

Anyway, the radio show i listen to the in the morning said that in the last book, the edward guy gives the bella chick a c-section with his teeth?

Seriously?

And then a werewolf imprints on a baby and loves it and protects it so it can be mated with it later?

Is this true?

I dunno… I’m not gonna hate on your Twilight love, but that just sounds like jumping the shark with a creepy hat on, big time.

GOD MY HEAD.

I want orange juice.

so much me wanty the juicey juice.

Thanks for all the compliments on my hair. It is a nice fun style, but it requires braiding every night and that’s annoying.

I wonder if that’s why my brains feel pulled upon.

har har.

god my throat hurts.

I can’t take anymore meds for a while.

Guess I’ll see if I have some tea and the like.

Love you people, muah!

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Without Wings

August 26, 2010

As a lover of the books and not the movies, yes, it is true. Here’s a rundown: Bella is human giving birth to a baby who’s half human/half vampire. The baby is strong and starts to break her ribs and spine so Edward (vampire) has to open her up so get the baby out before there’s any more damage. That’s when he turns her into a vampire. Jacob (werewolf) hates said baby and wants to kill it but imprints on it and it’s explained that he’ll be the best uncle to that baby until she’s old enough and then it’ll turn romantic. /end

Oh, and what the heck is “boned”? I’m assuming it’s like saying “You’re so screwed”

I’m not a twilight fan, but I read the books. I don’t remember Edward giving Bella a c-section with his teeth, I believe that the other guy had to do a c-section and Edward turned her into a vampire right after so she could survive the c-section because the baby pretty much obliterated her insides trying to get out. The way the author wrote about the imprinting wasn’t really gross at all.How it works is that she is like a family member to him as a baby, sort of like someone he cares about and wants to protect. There are no feelings of passion or intense molestation love, the feelings are very innocent, but he knows when she grows up that the feelings will change into something more. You’d have to read it, but it wasn’t written in any kind of creepy way. The idea is a bit hard to swallow but it was done well. The books however are an easy read but honestly, I wouldn’t recommend them. They are more for people that need that easy kind of unrealistic crazy passionate heartbreaking romance. I didn’t get a lot out of them except I really wanted Edward and Bella to bone because the author created a lot of sexual tension.

However, even that was done poorly. Overall Edward just has too much guilt over his own existence and it gets a bit stupid to read after a bit. Looks like the above noter remembers the c-section part better than me. I don’t remember him doing it with his teeth though.

g_jds

“I need help from Twilight fans.” Never in a million years thought that sentence would even form in anyone’s head, never mind spill out of it and into the world. Eugh! (Eh, no offence, Twilight fans.)

Breathing Life In

I really can’t stand Twilight but all my friends “love” it so…I’ve been cursed to have to endure the movies. I didn’t know I had that to look forward to! SWEET INCEST! What the hayell?

Sophe

Yep…that’s all pretty much true.

BlueSun

he has to bite through because the baby is half vampire and its womb is too strong for a knife or anything.. it sounds weirder than it was reading it, of course that was before all this hype..

Twilight is ickydoodle. lol Chris

Yeah…the last book was lame as fuck. Srsly.

Ps- Book one, two, and three were also lame. It’s like they were written by a 10 year old…lllaammmeeee.

Hey! Multi-day headaches really suck, sorry you have one. The good news is that it’ll probably be gone soon. Your new hair looks great! On the bitch-slapped fool: here I’ll gloat for you, in case you might feel guilty about gloating too much: hahahahahaha STUPID ASS hahahahaha SHE GOT BONED IN THE HEAD AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY!! WHAT A POMPOUS FOOL hehehe haha hoho HERUNION REP IS AN EVEN BIGGER DICKHEAD rotfl, NOW THEY CAN BOTH GO HANG AT THE EagleLA TOGETHER AND GET TOTALLY WASTED CRYING ABOUT HOW THEY GOT STOMPED – BITCHES ha! ha! HA! OK, at least I feel better now LOL! later

M.C.

Well obviously if you have the sore throat with it then it wasn’t caused by the pulling on your hair. Lol. But you’re welcome nonetheless. And yeah interesting but kinda consuming way of doing it as often as you have to do it. Acknowledges the rest of the entry. Hope you feel better soon. And a question I want to ask ya. Regarding your profile picture for your diary. Do you have it

there cause you really like it or do you get procrastinatory with changing it cause you feel too lazy to do it. Lol. It’s something that I wonder about random diarists.

First off…..lil explosion poo on your diary: VAMPIRES CAN NOT HAVE BABIES. THEY ARE NOT LIVING, THEREFORE THE DO NOT HAVE EGGS / SPERM, OR THE LIKE. Ok, sorry. HUGE pet peeve of mine. Hope your head is feeling better and I bet that whiny brat is wishing she would have kept her mouth closed.

K.Frances

You have now discovered why I like to pretend ‘Breaking Dawn’ (4th book) NEVER EXISTED! Oh, yeah… damphyr baby. Hard-as-a-rock amniotic sack. Bella Tartar. Pseudopedo!Jake. YES, the whole nine yards. Like Meyer got to the end, didn’t know what to do, and trolled the net for every fanfic cliche’ known to man! Even if the first 3 were passable, the 4th RUINED Twilight for me.