love letters to plums and other boring crap

Dear Plum,

You’re lovely. You’re sour and sweet and so lovely. I wish that I could just munch on you all day, but you’re halfway gone! Oh plum, do you know the best thing about you? You’re only 30 calories. You are awesome. I shall visit all of your family this week since I bought the lot of you from Costco. You and your plummy family will go into my stomach. Your lifes goal complete. Be proud, oh plum. Be proud.

Dear work,

I shall do what you ask of me today, but alas, it is not much. I shall do the evaluations that you require and I shall write up the evaluations with great gusto and pray that my boss doesn’t chew them up and spit them out (ugh!!!!)

Dear Plum,

Hello again. you are so delicious. I love the way you make me salivate. MMMM. Your juices keep running down my neck. This would be so sexy if I wasn’t at work.

Dear Brain,

Time to buckle down. Get er done!

Ok, I’m done writing letters. I ran out of inspiration.

It’s Wednesday. It’s not payday, so it sucks. lol.

I did just finish eating an amazing plum. It was just so good. I miss plums. But no longer. I have at least 8 more waiting for me at home. I shall devour them. SLURP CHOMP YUM!

So how are you? Good?

I’m gonna stop boring you. I need to read favs and I want to like… do stuff. So I’m gonna go do that stuff and hopefully come back later with a little less lame and a bit more awesome.

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Plums are ok. I have never had one that made me OMG like yours. *sad* Peaches on the other hand……..OMG!

Night Owl

July 7, 2010

I love summer fruit (they don’t have plums, peaches, or nectarines here during the winter.) Oh and cherries are nice as well!

That was pretty lame. Ha.. kidding, I loved your plum letters, they kicked ass and made me smile.

Princess Pitbull.com

I love Dear Entries….so therapeutic…ohwait that was your note to me like ooooh 2 years ago….hahahahha. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I LOVE FRUIT! I might have to check out these plums at costco….

You made me very very hungry for plums haha, I haven’t had them in a while! 🙂 Hope work goes fast for you!

I can’t think of a plum without thinking of fellatio. I think I’ve read too much cheesy erotica.

Menicy

I’m okay with fruit, I’ve never had one that was plump and juicey enough to have me salivating at the thought of it, but I will have to try.

Valyn Reflective

Plums are yummy… but I agree with the other noter… peaches are what do it for me. Especially with so many good local ones.

M.C.

Yeah. Plums are alright. Of course, anything would seem to make me hungry lately. Acknowledges everything elllse.

Without Wings

I love plums-I love how the inside is so sweet in contrast to the bitter skin. I can’t eat more than one because I’m allergic to fruit (yeah, I’m weird) and it makes my throat get itchy and my gums swell. So while you’re being sexy with plum juice dripping down your neck I’m over here scratching my throat and making weird slurping noises.