i’m bored

 

 Today has been blah on a biscuit.

I’ve been incredibly distracted by a new diarist I’ve found. Years worth of entries to lurk through and read. My head sorta wants to explode.

I had my salad for lunch. It was actually quite tasty. I sure hope I’m not hungry til I get home!

Baboo drove me in to work today so at least I don’t have to take the train.

Things I want to do this weekend:

*Clear the weeds in front of my house in the area where I want to put the pool

*Put up the pool and fill it with water and then sit in it for 10 minutes making my heathen children watch me (cuz I’m MEAN! ok)

*Cook food every day

*Use my Magic bullet to make the following things: Mochachinos, Mojito Slushees (with alcohol! woo!), salsa, chicken quesadilla innards, shredded parmesan cheese, and possibly milkshakes!

*I want to play at least 5 hours of video games on my PS3. Maybe more.

*I want to work out at least 2 hours with my DDR. Maybe more.

*I want to sleep in at least an hour. Maybe more.

*I want to work on the giant monster that sits in the back of my head and taunts me. Once it’s defeated, I’ll tell you all about it.

*I want to work on at least a few more Zombie Journal entries

*I want to work on Identity and BBD… and then post them.

*I want to play a good 10 hours of Sims 3.

*I want to color 3 pictures of tinker bell fairies

*I want to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with my kids.

*I want to make cupcakes with my sons

*I want to play in the pool with my sons (yes, after I make them watch me!)

*I want to cuddle with Mr. NIbbinz

*I want to take Ceaser / puppy for a walk.

*I want to clean my shower and hang up new shower curtains

*I want to get all of my laundry washed, folded, and actually PUT AWAY for once.

*I want to get laid.

(All things possible on this list, except for one, can you guess which?!)

God, time is slurmping by. Like a very sick snail.

with salt shoes.

oh no. so my brother, who is stuck at home with my heathens just told me that they are acting terrible.

I guess they won’t get to play in the pool for a week (their punishment for being bad)… now I have to go back up there and cross things out that now won’t get done cuz they want to be bad… lets see.. too bad, so sad.

Now they get to clean their room and stare at the wall for the next few days.

How lovely.

aw, now i’m just pissed off.

this is stupid.

good day sir! 

 

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