Chaosbride

January 12, 2010

I want a titty shelf

I really don’t want or need viagra. As far as I know, neither does Baboo.

I don’t know who gave some weird viagra spammer my email address, but I get about 20 emails a day for EIGHTY PER CENT OFF VIAGRA!!!

That’s ALL the spam I get.

Viagra spam.

It’s disturbing and annoying.

What’s even worse is that half ot hem say they are from "me"…

Why would I send MYSELF Viagra spam?

LAME.

I have never opened one of them. I’m scared of viruses.

Last night we caught the tail end of the failure show (also known as the Jay Leno show) and McCains (is that how it’s spelled? hell if I know or care) daughter was on the show.

Man, does she have some giant titties.

like HOOGE!

Like her nickname should be Titty Shelf McGee.

Seriously.

She wasn’t even wearing a revealing top and it was like her titties were gonna climb onto her face and eat it. She could have leaned her head down and taken a nap. She could have been served appeitzers and drinks on it.

It was just massive.

I was impressed.

I wonder what bra she was wearing to make them so SHELFY…

Blah.

did I mention that I got some sexins last night?

Twas delicious.

We need to do something fun next time though. We did the routine bang, which never disappoints me. But I want to do MORE.

Maybe I’ll tie him up and have my way with his silly self.

We should be going to the gym on Friday. That will help.

I feel so disgusting and giant right now. It’s not very sexilatious.

I want to be sexilatious!

Though I do think it’s cute how comfy we are with each other and how amazingly attractive I still find him even though we have both gained some pounds… I like that about our relationship.

This tiny little chick is pregnant and she is walking around in her little maternity tops, barely showing, being all cute.

On the one hand, I’m jealous as a mofo. I want that.

but on the other hand, I have about 40 pounds to lose before I can be tiny with a cute baby bump. If I got pregnant now, I’d just look like a mountain.

Not very cute.

Majestic maybe, but not cute.

Well, I suppose I should get back to the work I mentioned.

I just wanted to drop these thoughts off before I forgot them again!

I got some sexins last night, too! Both ladies loved it. 😉

trixigirl

January 13, 2010

My email address was sending out emails like that to myself and everyone on my contact list. Turns out my email had been hacked, and i had to go in and figure out how to change my password. Once i did, all the emails stopped.

DesignSlave

I get the same spam!!!

Jaded

I get weird viagra emails too.

KPinK

Pregnant girls are always cute. 🙂

majestic maybe, but not cute. – haha, that made me giggle. 🙂 either way though it’s great that you and baboo are so comfortable with each other. that’s a GREAT thing. 🙂 i get viagra emails too… it’s so annoying!!

ScienceLogicFacts

Get a new email address, I had to do that when some spammer got ahold and flooded my emailbox. As for fake, oversized breasts, ewwwww major turnoff and very unhealthy.

MY boobs are HUGE but too saggy to be a shelf…unless it is a broken shelf?!

I get e-mail on how to increase my penis size. Umm….*looks in pants* I may need that. I wonder how she can breathe will all that boobage?

Beautiful406

I want to be cute and pregnant like that too, with a girl in my tummy. lol

i love meghan mccain! i love her brain and i love her boobs and i want to marry her and make babies inside of her and spend nights cuddled up on the couch with both the baby and i taking a boob and drinking some milk. cause i’m weird like that.

Night Owl

I used to get those viagra spams. And the penis enlargement ones. I haven’t received any titty shelf emails yet though. It was a silly conversation with drunk guy. I was continuing the conversation to amuse myself and to have a story to tell. I think when he realized I wasn’t going to give up any potential booty he lost interest.

Age / Sex / Location

My boobs look like the grand Tetons now that I’m preggo. I wish I had slimmed down more before getting knocked up again…but my man is happy, lol.

Boobs did you say? I will have to look her up. Boobs are good, but I much prefer ass….

elroy

as far as boobs go .. i’m all for a happy medium. little boy breasts don’t do anything for me .. neither do the huge casabas. if you have gmail, you can delete whole folders of spam with one click which is nice.

lol. Everyone likes boobies! Chris

Pancholuvsyou

RYN: do you really want something exciting to happen to you? I rather like being boring. lol I get your point, but “boring” makes for pitiful entries. I gotta get out there and seek trouble just for the sake of having something to muse about.

Taken_Love

BTW. Her boobs are freakly huge cause she got a boob job!

M.C.

I very rarely ever open spam e-mail myself either! (Especially one’s advertising for that, and any other prescription or what have you, drugs out there!) (Do you get them going to your g-mail account, cause I use that one too, and that’s about the only place, I can remember seeing any e-mail being addressed to me, as “Me.” Anyway, yeah, annoying! Glad ya got your sex last night. Lol.

And yeah, it’s always fun to change things up! We do it all the time. And, about that comment you made about that pregnant girl. Apart of me knew you were gonna say you were jealous, but not totally, I know. Lol. Don’t worry girlie, you’ll get your chance someday!

Oh, and your title was hailarious too! Lol.

Cargo Container

that sounds like the kind of shelf that would really take the attention away from the rest of the furniture in a room.

Bees of my knees

I have a titty shelf. When I eat and spill, it all lands on THE SHELF. I have become a pro at getting rid of stains…cause ya can’t miss ’em when they’re at that level. Lol. Oddly, my shirts never get dirty anywhere else… Jus thought you should know.

-Blue

January 22, 2010

I love you! You always make me laugh!

World-Order

January 26, 2010