It keeps getting worse

 *Warning* Lots of cussing ahead.

WHAT THE FUCKETY FUCK SHIT FUCKETY FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

I am just fit to be tied with work today. I’m DONE.

Let me go down the list of all the stupid things that have happened today.

Starting at 2 AM: I was having a dream that my neighbor, Tyler, was screaming and yelling about having a headache and it was all my roosters fault. He shows me a cage in kitchen with a rooster and a rat inside… talking to each other, in english.  I started feeding them hay and they were all "score! she’s givin us hay!"

*blink*

Anyway, I woke up to the sound of high heels clicking and car doors slamming and Tyler saying "you said you loved me and then you do thiiiis!!!"

what?

and so for the next hour there were slamming doors and sobbing girls and clicking clicking clicking as the girl went back and forth to her car. then her banging on the door and screaming "I need my clothes!!" and then her sobbing in her car scremaing hysterically about NOTHING and first him being mad and telling her "leave now! stay out there!!!!" then when she is leaving he says,"YOU’RE REALLY GONNA GO?!" And all the damn arguing in between. It was a damn mess!!!!!

i swear, it was like I was listening to a damn muffled soap opera.

When the crazy bitch finally left I couldn’t get to sleep until almost 3 in the damn it all to hell morning.

then I get on the train. Anyone remember the "I just need a day pass!!!" beggar guy? He has a really good song and dance sob story about how if he just had a day pass he can go to his job interviews. well last friday he was right next to me sobbing about it. and how if people were to direct him to a homeless shelter, he’d go there. if they found him work, he’d do it. but please, just give him enough money for a day pass. it will save his life. He was all "I hope that your jobs and your homes and your hot meals don’t ever hurt you, god bless you…"

Are you serious fool? Is that guilt trip even real?!

*blink*

Well…. PEOPLE ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT.

Lame. lame lame lame.

So TODAY HE’S BACK AGAIN. Same train car, same time, same people as before. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

What… you need ANOTHER day pass? Whatever fool. And he’s not even good at it. He has a really neat FRESH haircut and expensive Nike shoes.

Fool, you’re not homeless. Quit trying to scam people with your dumb lie.

I wanted to say "HOW MANY FUCKING DAY PASSES DO YOU NEED!!! DON’T YOU KNOW WE ALL SAW YOU LAST WEEK?!"

blah!!!!

so then I get in to work and all this fucking goddamned drama with student workers starts up. One student worker is only taking one class. that doesn’t meet our requirements, so i suspend him, like i was told to do by the executive office. Then my boss turns around after YELLING AT ME FOR BEING NICE and says "we’ll just keep him on under the table. don’t tell anyone."

*BLINK*

Are you serious bitch?

oh good grief.

so then another student worker who did get suspended outright for not having good enough grades calls me and starts ranting about how it’s not fair, she was never notified, blah blah blah, the city can’t do that to her cuz it’s having financial problems and blah blah blah, it’s not faaaaair. Whatever little girl. Our student worker program is for at will, EXEMPT employees. They have no rights. We can fire them without reason. So she needs to be quiet. She’s only suspended, not fired. She can come back when her grades improve. Little twat.

So I tell my supervisor that she called and my supervisor crawsl BACK UP MY ASS and says "DON’T TALK TO THEM! SEND ALL THOSE CALLS TO MEEEEEEE"

and i’m like "ok, should I send her the document she asked for?"

while i was writing that mesage, she writes again "and don’t send her that document!!!"

meanwhile, i send the question asking if I should send it… then I see her other email… and i get "WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOUUUUU"

AND I’M LIKE OH SWEET MARY JOSEPH AND JESUS IN A DAMN MANGER WITH THE COWS!!!!!

I’m so completely outdone today.

i was gonna be good and get subway and only eat half a sandwich and blah blah blah.

well screw that.

I’m having a spicy chicken bowl.

SO THERE!