How to be a rude ass

Baboo has suddenly become an "art gallery boy." He found that there are "art walks" every month in downtown and last month he went to one. He invited me to go to the next one so I’ll make arrangements, but he’s talking about going to 2 other tours before the one we are going on and making plans for the one next month.

Hey, I’m not hating on being an "art gallery boy"… he likes art. it’s cool. It’s neat that he has an expansive mind to take in more than sports and explosions and sex… but it just came out of nowhere.

I asked him about it and he got mad when I poked fun at him. oops! Sorry baby! It was a joke!

I guess "art gallery boys" are sensitive!

 

 

 

So at lunch today I sat at a table with a good view of the televsion. I was happily munching my carrot sticks when a lady comes in and she and her friends go to sit at a table that is like… in front of me but to the left. It’s right in front of the television, but if everyone sits on the other side of the table (it’s round) then nobody has their view obstructed.

The lady sees that I’m watching the television (All My Children ya’ll!) and sets her things down on the side of the table that would be RIGHT in front of me if she were to sit there. I think nothing of it. This bitch isn’t that crazy, is she?! She can’t be!!!!

She goes BEHIND ME to the microwave, clearly seeing that where she has put her stuff would be right in FRONT OF ME and so I figure she’ll move the piddly 6 inches to the left so that she’s not right in front of my face when she sits down.

I’m sure you’ve guessed what happens by now…

THIS TRIFLING BITCH SAT HER ASS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

She didn’t bother to turn and see if she was blocking my view. She didn’t ask anyone if she was in their way. She didn’t even glance around as she plopped down and proceeded to maneuver herself even MORE in front of me.

Are you serious?!

oh my lord. I was about to scream.

I moved my chair to the right… she leans back a bit, I move more and she wiggles back more.

I FINALLY found a place where she couldn’t block me and I was just waiting for her to turn and look so i could glare at her.

She did not.

MIND YOU, this is an older woman who is NICE TO EVERYONE and I’m not really sure why she would be so rude to me!!!! She’s also not a small woman, so she must know that she is gonna block the view of the television when she SITS RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT.

Bah. I hate rude asses.

the end. 

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October 6, 2009

Maybe she is like those fat people that breath real loud but don’t know it.

What a twat!!

October 6, 2009

How dare that wench get in front of you watching All My Children. Hey.. so do you think Frankie is going to hook up with the suicidal blonde chick? And DAMN could Jake get any hotter. lol. I like the whole box thing to the right.

October 6, 2009

Maybe Baboo is a closet artist.

October 6, 2009

Oh my, fancy new layout!

Jeez what a bitch! We have an artwalk in our city too- every Wednesday night. I’ve never been, which is EXTREMELY weird considering I went to an art school, and I’m submerged into an art and design fused world. But crowds aren’t really my cup of tea.

B+
October 6, 2009

AH! I hate when that happens. Usually when it does, I remind them that they’d make a better door than window… ie, I can’t see THROUGH them…

October 6, 2009

Ryn: I know, right? Lol! I GOTS THE POWER!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA… I will have serious Monique-and-her-wonderful-wit withdrawal. Boo. Back in a week! Xoxo

October 6, 2009

Niiice background! (Had to find my way around a bit, with a bit of confusion), but eventually got my ground again. Nice though! Tsk Tsk, and shakes head at that woman! She should be more courteous then that! (Next time, maybe you could speak up, and ask her to please excuse herself, and move into another direction, as she was obscuring your view! People have a right ya know! HUGS

October 6, 2009

Stupid Biatch!!! RYN: thanks for your note!! and it just sucks that I am so freaking horny I want sex NOW!!! augh… and I really like the guy… if he were thinner, I’d probably have sealed the deal… well, maybe… my hormones are raging… I wish I had a boy toy or something. er

October 6, 2009

Beat her up.

October 6, 2009

That would have pissed me off too. She should have at least asked you if it was ok that she sat there.

RYN: Would it be wrong of me to say I wish it had gotten that dirty? 😉

October 6, 2009

I hate rude asses, too! UGH!

October 6, 2009

Why do people DO things like that? I dont get it.

October 7, 2009

Oooh I would have wanted to throw something at her! RYN…Thanks hun, that helped me…I know I’m a hussy, just gotta learn to say Nooooooo to temptation….*sigh*

October 7, 2009

How do we do the sidebar?? RYN: I’ll be fine, it’s just Freshers Flu. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

How did you get that neat little box thing? Also, I LOVE BEING A NERD. You know what I’m going to buy for Halloween? *WHISPERS* A “Don’t Hassel the Hoff” shirt. DON’T TELL ANYONE. 😀

October 7, 2009

I would have said “Hey fatty-you make a better door than a window” I wouldn’t have but I would have been thinking it as I sighed very audibly and moved-making sure everyone could sense my aggravation.

October 7, 2009

What on earth?!