Donut Erotica

I am obviously NOT doing well with my diet.

I had candy for breakfast yesterday.

This morning I had a donut.

It was glazed and fresh and wonderful and brought in by an evil staff member trying to butter me up!

I started out by taking small pinches of it and nibbling. It melted in my mouth on impact.

Oh the soft bready wonder! It wasn’t too sweet and was just so light and fluffy! It carressed my tongue in ecstasy with each morsel.

After a few pinches… I took bigger chunks until almost have of it was gone. I couldn’t suppress my desire. It was building inside of me like a tidal wave!

And then came the large pieces until a quarter was left. Each sweet taste was like the first time, My eyes couldn’t keep themselves away from the remaining bits of donut, as if they were hypnotized…

AND THEN I PICKED THAT DELICIOUS WONDER UP AND ATE IT IN LARGE MOUTH WATERING BITES OF HEAVEN. Bursts of deliciousness exploded in my mouth like a fourth of july fireworks show. I almost moaned as I licked my fingers of the last traces of the sweet glaze.

Mmmm…. donuts….

Are you kidding me?!

Donuts are AWESOME!!!!

I haven’t had one in a while, so I’m allowed. (I so want to do a paint picture comic of this! I might do it if I finish all my work early today!)

yeah yeah,dietlosingweighti’mafatty.

I KNOW!

but it was just soooo gooooood.

I am on my period, leave me alone!

Anyway…

Lets talk about Leo.

His name is sticking. ha ha.

So last night I encouraged Baboo to bond with him a little. Puppy (aka Ceaser) HATED IT. He is SO JEALOUS. He can’t stand that dog getting attention and he keeps trying to be "alpha male" and hump him. *rolling eyes* He also barks at him and is a general tyrant. Leo, on the other hand, didn’t make as much noise and just looked excited that I was home. ha ha!

I took him into the house and he was locking his legs at the door like "no way! I don’t wanna be in there!" He also hates his crate, but it’s part of his training and he’ll get over it!

I tried to keep him in the kitchen with me while I cooked, but it didnt’ last long. As soon as I turned my back he was lifting his leg to pee on Puppy’s house! NO NO!

So he got put out until bedtime. I think after his bath and with some more attention this weekend it’ll get better.

I don’t know.

Baboo, after petting him for a bit, thinks he might not be so bad. I think we were both so enamored with how awesome Puppy was when we got him, that this new dog is sorta weird, especially since he’s not a cute little puppy that you immediately fall in love with. And we really didn’t have a chance to "look at him" before we chose him.

But we’ll see.

Heck, we might end up keeping him! lol…

We’ll see. My step mother wants to meet him. I wonder if she can convince my dad to keep him. It would be cool if he could go live there, he’d love it out there. He hates coming in the house and is a little unruly, but it’s nothing some good training can’t fix.

I sat down with him for a few minutes and he just burying his head in the crook of my leg and wouldn’t move. Poor little guy.

I’m getting attached. I admit it!!!!

ha.

Anyway, gotta get back to work!

I hope everyone is having a great day!

 

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lol. awesome. you should be a comedy writer you are funny 😛 Chris

September 18, 2009

Donut. I wanna donut. You’re killing me here girl. I’m trying to do good.

September 18, 2009

Donuts are awesome, but they give me heartburn. Stupid, right?! Don’t feel so bad about the diet. I am dieting, too, and my breakfasts this week have been Lucky Charms, Dr. Pepper, and Chocolate Brownie cookies. *swoon* KEEP HIM! He obvs loves you and wants to be your best friend. With time he will not be so timid and Puppy will learn to deal with it.

September 18, 2009

Ok, I’m going to Dunkin Donuts on my way home.

September 18, 2009

There’s nothing wrong with a donut now and again. Yur pretty good at being moderate.

September 18, 2009

RYN: LOL! Yeah…they seem to like to “act” that way, whenever they want to, eh! I’m still kinda waiting for mine to finish bugging off today! Blah! Ohhh, the “Joys” of it all!

Donuts rule! That poor dog has some definate trama. A good bonding tool for trama dogs is after you give him his bath, wrap him in a towel and just hold him against you like a baby. Watch a show or something and just hold him. It really does help.

September 18, 2009

DOG LOVER! Donuts are allowed on WW.

September 18, 2009

awww Keep the pupsie Mo mo. He sounds like the cuddliest cuddler ever.

September 18, 2009

For the peeing, if you wash wherever he pees with antibacterial soap, it stops them doing it again – apparently some cleaners don’t get rid of the smell that we humans can’t smell, and it makes them keep doing it. But if you use a proper odour removing anti bac… it should work.

If the puppy didn’t even have a name, what makes you think he’d have any training? <–(Being nice! Not a shot on you! Meant more for previous owners!) Poor dog! It’s like he’s got strikes against him already! If you can train him good he might be an awesome dog! I can so see you doing a commercial with your donut description! LOL!

September 18, 2009

Dammmit! Now I have to get off my lazy ass and buy a donut.

September 18, 2009

I couldnt help but think of the cookie monster as you described eating your donut, like it starts off kind of slow a few bites than num num num num num num augh insanity of eating and donut pieces flying everywhere as you stuffed the chunks into your mouth… 🙂 I guess that’s just what your writing does to me… haha