A new delectable fragrance…
i feel like I’m going to explode.
Literally.
I have to pass gas.
I’m fillllled with gas!
I know you care.
it’s sexy.
My farts are so seducitve.
"oh… what is that?! It must be Moniques fart!"
Yes, I’m going to create a line of body washes and perfumes.
ugh.
I guess I could try to go to the bathroom, but UGH.
I feel gigantic right now.
and it hurts.
stupid intestines full of gas!
Anyway, hello.
I forgot what I was gonna write about because of the gas pains.
I wish they were period pains, but they are not.
it’s a fart.
it’s coming.
MAKE WAAAAAAY
I thought I saw a “Moniques fart” body wash in “Bath and Body Works”. They told me it was a limited time only thing. I bought about a gallon. Haven’t opened it yet though.
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I have a feeling this entry was followed by a cloud of green fumes.
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I had a lot of those pains yesterday, lol.
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I used to tell people (at work) that the BEST cure for gas pain was to ‘assume the position’. The position is face down, with your legs tucked under your body so that your butt is in the air… face to the floor (great for sex too)… arms stretched out on either side of you. You’ll luck f*cking ridiculous, but it really helps!!
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*look… not luck… luck rhymes with f*ck… probably why I wrote it… but look…
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Oh. My. Gosh. You are something else! Lol!
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Ew! lol. I have to go play catch up now!!
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OK, I went and read your entries from today. So basically, test says negative and still no period! UGH! What the hell, dude?!?!?!?!
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ryn: i’m gonna answer, it doesn’t make you weird at all!
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I hope you have an office… or maybe not… haha..
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LOL. Girl, you and your comical crazy farts! RYN: Yeah, I don’t blame you there! And yeah…we cam all be a little “mental” from time to time! Lol.
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F***, I HATE typos! That. Is. CAN! LOL!
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You are…one of the most bizarre people I have ever met. I still love you, regardless of what vile, noxious gases come out of your @$$.
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