You could put a cup on her booty *uuu!* (e40esque)

Ok, here’s a few things:

* My butt is what is huge. It’s like from mid chest to my knees I’m full of FATNESS. Giant water retaining fatness.

It’s horrible. My THIGHS right now are just disaster. Don’t even ask about my butt. I caught a glimpse in a glass door. I HAVE A GHETTO BOOTY FUR REALS NOW.

I don’t know what to do with it. Having a nice ass has always been my specialty, but right now it’s CUP ON HER BOOTYLICIOUS.

I hate it.

and I feel like I waddle.

*My spicy chicken bowl was SO DAMN GOOD. I’m happy I got it.

*I said no to cake. Yep. There is chocolate cake with this really yummy whipped something or other in between the layers and i’m not having any. HOW DO I KNOW IT HAS WHIPPED YUMMY? well… I had some yesterday. shhh!!!!!

That’s all for now. Aren’t you glad you read that?! That’s some time in your life you can never get back.