The Drunken Shuffle!

MY BABIES ARE HOOOOOME!!!!!

They were gone all weekend and I didn’t talk to them on the phone and around the afternoon yesterday my heart started hurting because I missed them sooooo much!!! I can’t wait to go home and squeeze their heads off! My brother just brought them home this  morning, so I haven’t gotten to see them yet.

BABIESSSSSS!!!!!! Yay! I love them soooo much. I want them here with me now. I’m having super mommy feelings at the moment. LOL.

I’m also in heat. My period ended after 5 days. Weird, but yeah. I’m so ready to start humping things. My fertility starts in earnest tomorrow thru the 28th. Baboo and I are NOT trying. We had convos about it that I’ll talk about later.

I just wish we were.

I kept looking at him this weekend and thinking about what a baby would look like and feeling all swoony.

I know, I’m quite crazy. But still!!!!

So yeah… I will do some more about the weekend now…

So Friday night was where I left off and I remembered something!

So when I drink, if I’m not getting stimulated I fall asleep (lol, that’s what she said)… We were watching some stand up comedy from Dave Chappelle and I eventually nodded off. I thought for sure that Baboo would be right behind me, but I woke up a bit later to him doing what I call his "drunken shuffle"… he gets really restless and he just starts to move around doing random things and won’t sit still, and he moves with this distinctive shuffling motion and it’s hilarious. Meanwhile I’m delirious and it all seems surreal and dreamlike. It goes a little bit like this:

*eyes open: He’s on the computer typing like a madman. I can see the multicolored window of his coding window, his irc, and the internet.

*eyes close to sleep*

*eyes open: He’s walking by the bed and sorta pacing around.

*eyes close to sleep*

*eyes open: He’s back at the computer and he looks angry. I groggily ask what’s going on and he says something about how he’s mad at someone in IRC.

*eyes close to sleep*

*eyes open: He’s walking around again and he opens the door. I ask him what’s wrong and he doesn’t answer. I think he’s gone outside. Later I learn he was being a weirdo and standing at the door until I fell back asleep.

*eyes close to sleep*

*eyes open: He’s finally in bed, it’s around 4 in the morning. The neighbors are having loud sex. I get horny. damn it. I think I masturbated, but I was very sleepy and that might have been a dream.

*eyes close to sleep*

And that’s about how it goes.

lol…