Sex, Pirates, and Mystery Balls *pic, not of balls

Ok, back to the normally insane entries.

Even as I saved the last one, I thought of 5 other things I wanted to say and make clear and it’s a vicious neverending cycle.

I’m leaving my statement as it is, and people are more than welcome to have their opinions about what’s going on, but it’s all scary. Just as scary as anything else the govt did with the last pres. so don’t get it twisted! ya obama lovers!

You know I love you.

ANYWAY.

i wanted to talk about other things.

First of all, NEVER BITE INTO MYSTERY BALLS.

ha ha.

I know right.

Someone was passing around food today and there were these little round balls that looked like donut holes. Someone said that they were potato balls and that they were deeeeelicious.

So I took one. I hadn’t had breakfast and thought it might be tasty.

So I bit into it… and it was NOT JUST POTATO!

It also had some weird brown gravy meat stuff.

It wasn’t nasty, but it was NOT what I was expecting and it made the experience all wrong.

I couldn’t finish it. It wasn’t worth the calories and yeah.

mystery balls.

stay away.

gross.

I am quite finicky with my food and i usually cut things open. I should have done that this time.

ONWARD!

So last night I was molesting my boyfriend in vain and simply gave up. I was resigned to going to sleep and had shut down my sensual stimulus centers (ha ha) and was blah.

AND WOULDN’T YOU KNOW IT, THAT MAN GETS ALL CLEANED UP AND WHIPS OUT THE WEINER!

How dare him!

ha ha.

I had actually gotten OUT of the mood and there he was.

Needless to say, we were not in sync.

But it doesn’t take much to get me back in the mood. I just wasn’t going to give him a bj because he had definitely not earned such a joy! Not that he usually has to earn it, but the rejection from the last few days ensured his own demise!

Anyway, the sex was really nice and juicy.

I know, tmi, what do you want!!!!

And I slept good, so it all worked out in the end!

I really think the only reason I got some is because he was able to have a few beers.

I don’t want him to have to be drunk to do me.

it’s lame.

oh well, nothing I can do at this point.

JUST NOTHING!

So whatever.

just whatever!

I’m glad we got to be intimate and there was even kissing! that was nice. Baboo is delicious.

Oh! So before it gets too old in my mind, I want to talk about the Pirates Dinner Adventure we went to for Baboo’s birthday.

It was fun.

We got there right on time and had delicious ravioli and meatball appetizers (better than the main entree!) while we waited for everyone to arrive and the show to start. They had a little mini pre-show that I sorta didn’t pay attention to. Baboo and I got collector cups with soda and it was nice. We took a pic, which I will post later. It makes me look fat and shiny and I sorta hate it, but oh well.

Anyway, after that we got seated with our color. We were yellow. We had a super hot pirate. I’d have done him. *blink*

I volunteered for one of the competitions later, where I had to find a flag and then put it up on a rope thingy…ya know.. "fly it"… we lost cuz one of the volunteers didn’t show up.

boo!

Anyway, the show was fun, with songs and jumping and very poor fight scenes (but still fun) and some good jokes. We had to cheer fo rour pirate and I really liked that part. It was nice to just cut loose and be a total lunatic for an hour. Our section was sorta small so I made extra noise and jumped and stomped my feet a lot. I thought I was gonna lose my voice, but I didn’t.

That was my favorite part!

Baboo said I got too into it, but WHATEVER. None of the other people in our group were really rowdy like me, but I didn’t care. It’s not every day you get to do something like that!

Most of his friends are cool. They are boys, so that probably is why. Boys are way easier to get along with. The one other girl sorta doesn’t like me and I’m not sure why. I tried to talk to her and she just looked away and once she walked away.

Oops.

Baboo says she’s just ‘like that’… but it makes me sad since I’ve never done anything mean to her! Whatever. Maybe it just takes a while for her to open up.

Oh well.

The food was decent, but not super good. I did like the dessert, which was like an apple cobbler with ice cream.

So overall that was fun, but would have been more fun if we could have drank (the other girl in the group forbid him to drink. it pissed me off cuz i don’t know why she felt the need to go there, i was there and i wouldnt’ have let him get out of hand, but whatever. it just felt weird to have someone bossing my boyfriend around at his birthday celebration) and had a hotel room in the area and partied after.

Oh well.

Baboo did end up getting something to drink afterwards and then hanging out with one of his friends after.

And then he was all drunky and I THINK we had sex. but it’s all blurry now.

hahahahah.

my mind betrays me!!!!

Anyway, I hope Baboo had a nice birthday. I got my kids some little light up swords that they broke within a day, whatever.

So here is the pic:

look at my  knees.

ugh. horrible.

stupid pirates.

oh well, i sorta overdressed, but that’s fine. WHATEVER!!!!

I think I’ll take a picture of my cute butt today. but it’ll have to wait till i get home.

Anyhow, lunch is over an hour away and I really want my chicken bowl!!!!

mmmm spicy chicken.

thank god it’s not a mystery bowl…