Contemplation time with Mosheezy

So it freakin sucks that Ed McMahon died today.

Freakin sucks, cuz he was like, the host of Star Search. And I loved that show. I wanted to be on it. I know he was the "Heres Johnny!" guy, but whatever.

I think my face is allergic to time AFTER lunch. Like it just hates the hour right after lunch because it turns into an itching raving MESS.

Maybe I’m allergic to EATING.

OMG! That could be it!!!!

that could work wonders for my diet, but I’d also be crazy, cranky, delirious, and dangerous.

Not a good combo that.

Anyhow, my spicy chicken bowl was scrumptious.

the cute boy made it. AWWWWW!! He’s learning how to cook now!

So cute. He used to just take orders, so yeah…

and he made it QUITE well.

thanks cute japanese service food boy! or something…

I dunno

Anyway, I’ll probably try to play sims 3 tonight. And cry.

I’ll also watch porn and masturbate (which could have been avoided with a good sucker punch to my vagina with a penis last night, but noooo!!!)

I’ll also feel shame after cuz the puppy sleeps in my roomand it seems like …  wrong to masturbate and/or have sex with him there. But we’ve done it and yeah….

so the puppy’s new trick is to pee on the floor when he sees me.

*blink*

he gets excited and pees.

he also pees ON ME. Which isn’t going over well.

We are working on it.

The kitties still hate him and puff into giant furballs when he goes into their room. ha ha.

I’m seriously considering getting Ember fixed and making her an outside cat. I had to chase her over 3 times this weekend cuz she kept getting out. It’s annoying.

i’d just put her out now (I’d still feed her and let her have water and come inside when she wanted), but I won’t have her getting pregnant, that’s very wrong of me. So, I won’t do it.

So yeah, I have to fuss at a cat who obviously wants to be outside. I have to save up the funds and then she’ll get fixed and collared and released to her wild fancy (and probably ran over in the street. *sigh*)

Roxy loves being in the house. She’s a bitch though.

So I’ve made my oldest son, Jonathon, into my slave in order to play on the playstation. It’s awesome. I get to order him around so he can earn 20 minute increments. ha ha! Hooray for child slave labor!

some more randoms:

Perez Hilton is a bitch cry baby.

Iran is losing its mind and we need to stay out of their crazy ass business.

Why is it so damn cold in California right now? (not that I don’t love it, it’s just odd…)

Work is crappy and nappy with a side of slappy.

I’m still being pretty productive.

I think I’ll try to write on my new story soon, nobody cares though *sob sob*

Any good ideas on where to post such storyliciousness?

why is my boyfriend so mean?

why do I want to drink more often now?

Am I an alcoholic?

do I care?

Of course, but do you?!!!!

Why do I like listening to anime music?

Why can’t I grow up?

When did this turn into contemplation time with Moneezy!

and if anyone EVER CALLS ME MONEEZY I’M NOT GOING TO RESPOND.

it’s mosheezy… get it right!

Jeesh.

so I forgot to call my dad again last night.

I suck.

i’ll call him tonight.

I just made a reminder in my phone.

I want an iphone SO BAD.

want want want NEED NEED NEED desiiiiiiiiire

why must i have a sex drive of a 16 year old boy?

why does equating myself with teenage boys creep me out?

Whyamistillwriting.

i just deleted an incoherant conversation that was taking place in my head.

you’re better off never reading that.</span>

I am avoiding math.

because math was created by evil aliens that HATE ME.

that is all.