Never trust a big butt and a smile…

I think a memo got passed around for people to flirt with me today.

Seriously, I’m a giant ugly frump with bad hair, but I’m getting weirdness all over.

Have a list of it!

*The Hot Russian popping up and trying to get me to "hang out". Uh… no. But his sad faces and compliments are cute. Oh well, he missed the boat. He had so many chances and kept brushing me off. So now he can just keep dreaming about how amazing I am in bed. Ha ha. Suckah.

*I went to get my chicken bowl and the cashier guy (who I seem to see everytime I go in there) gave me a 10% discount and smiled at me all flirty. It was so cute. I can tell he’s pretty young and here he is giving me discounts cuz I go in there so much. I smiled back and said "Oh wow, thanks." and he was like "oh no problem" and he has a dimple and it’s cute. Not quite as cute as Baboo’s dimple… but ya  know.

*I was walking back with my lunch and there was a guy in the elevator. The door was closing but he slipped his hand between it at the last second to let me on. He said "I had to be nice to YOU…" and grinned and winked. I was like "eh?!" and I just said thanks and he proceeds to tell me how he can never let a door close on a pretty woman. *blink* I think I blushed and ran off the elevator…

*Three workers in orange vests (heh heh) stopped and they all stared as I walked by. One mumbled something like "damn"… *blink*

*I got a call from some guy asking if I was the young girl who worked in Personnel and he said I was nice and did my job well… very flirty with giggles. Anyone who has heard a guy giggle KNOWS this is offputting!!!

I figure, I either have 2 heads and a tail, I look sorta cute today (which is so not reality)… or my pheremones are in SUPER CHARGE (I am fertile, ovulating, in heat etc etc…) mode and these males can’t help themselves.

Or maybe I’m in the twilight zone.

Or the flirtlight zone. hahahah. LAME.

Oh well, work is calling. It’s my short day, so I get to leave in  2 hours!

Yayah!