Chaosbride

May 10, 2009

Locked Jaw + BJ = Not a good time for all

So, I’m always whining and complaing about what Baboo won’t give me.

But he’s a good boyfriend when he wants to be. He tries to act like he’s cold and callous and he doesn’t want to be bothered… but he’s really a big sweety muffin face and i adore him.

Anyway, I was gonna write something and work happened *boooo*… so I sorta lost my "spark"…

so this is all you get.

You can throw tomatoes, but make sure they fall into this pot so I can make spaghetti sauce…

MMM, that sounds good.

I’ll have to make some this week!

I wish I had some sausages or some ground pork to make meatballs.

mmm balls.

I can’t even have sex till tomorrow.

That means I won’t get any until maybe this weekend.

That blows.

and not in the good way.

OH! Wanna know what I hate?

When I’m working super hard at giving a BJ and I can tell it’s (ALLLLMOST THERE (and you know you can tell, it gets all throbby and happy… ha ha) … and my jaw locks up and I can’t continue.

that just really sucks.

true story.

~Kateyes~

May 11, 2009

LOL…I hate it when that happens!

Rusted Armour

“That really sucks”…or not as the case may be. Here is a tip (haha, tip! Like a cock!), once a man reaches the “throbby and happy” stage, it doesn’t matter if you use your mouth or not. You could substitute your mouth for a toilet roll filled with cream cheese and we wouldn’t care. It’s just science.

M.C.

Yeah. Lol. It’s happened to me before too! Then again, I hate when my jaw locks period!

Princess Pitbull.com

ahhahaahahahhaa…sorry, but it is slightly funny. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Beautiful406

haha.. Yeah.. that sucks.

B+

🙂 I once was giving a BJ, hit my gag reflex the wrong way and regurgitated bagel bites in his lap. True story.

That does suck. Ew, I hate when I gag. Oh, it happens.

Without Wings

I get like that too because my jaw is not aligned correctly since i had braces at such a young age. It doesn’t matter whether I’m giving head or eating someone out, my jaw will start to click and it tightens up and I just can’t move it anymore.

Enthusiast

Never had that happen.. yet. Stupid jaw.

I want some meatballs.. I have some ground turkey at home. I should make some.

CadenJamesMommy

LOL Yeah that totally sucks!!! They do the same thing to us sometime though! So I guess it is all fair! 😉

you just have to tough through those times for his sake!

Bees of my knees

Oh goodness. *blink* Sorry about that. For you AND Baboo. 😉 I myself have a really large mouth (and jaw)… and no gag reflexes whatsoever. 🙂

killyourself345

Usually that happens like 50 times to me when I’m getting a BJ. Almost, then she quits, then starts again and quits, then starts getting tired and scraping me with her teeth so I’m like “meh forget it”

...sarah

ryn: I have never had a flat stomach so I don’t even know what I am missing, lol. After my last baby my husband says he’ll buy me one. I’d rather have the huge perfect miracle bra’d boobs!

haha. i hate it when that happens for real. 😛

I know I dont want the raccoon to die either but as it turns out the raccoon has out smarted the rednecks at every turn and is still alive and well. I left you a note about semen a while back and you didnt reply. i was so so let down/

I didnt really wanna know anything I just thought youd say something and you didnt so I worried i had offended you but then you kept noting me so I wondered if you ever even got the note about semen. hahaha do you get the lock jaw cuz of the guys size or what?

sepiasmile

Hahahaa, true facts.

RYN: HAHA… I know, right… they’re expendable, since I have three of them… I can afford to lose one or two…

still broken

Hah! I’m sorry to laugh, but mine does the SAME THING! Sometimes, I don’t even have to be doing that – I can be EATING – and it’ll just lock open! Guys always think it’s an excuse when I say something about no head tonight because my jaw is acting up…but once it gets stuck open just ONCE, they never again doubt me! LOL!