Subliminal Crazy *pics of stuffs!* *edit

I’m fully in total love with the song 11 am by Incubus.

Like right now, I just made it repeat in my mp3 player… and why?

because it makes me want to bust out of my skin and like wiggle and stuff.

and do dances.

Even though the current state of disrepair in my uterus and adjoining muscles in the thighs and back don’t really want me to do much but lay around… I would love love LOVE to jiggle about right now.

JUST JIGGLE.

Why?

I don’t really even know, but here I am.

So, in spirit of all things, I have some more random pics to share.

Like… here is my MOD Fundraiser Subway box. So cute right?

And it even has my name on it. and look! you can see some work right there! work! highlighting and rulers and stuff oh my!

 

And here is the "paranoia paranoia we’re all gonna die" sign that is plastered ALL OVER THE BATHROOM. Including the stall doors. Thank god people are over it now.

And yes, there I am… and you can see the stupid baby laptop i use to take these pictures… *E Umm, I just realized that guy is like a naked pig guy. How innapropriate for a womens bathroom. for serious!

And finally, if you look closely, this flower has a penis. it looks just like one.

flower penis to the rescue!

 

So yesterday, Baboo called me and he said he found a baby bird on the ground. It was the size of his thumb and still alive. He was conflicted because he wasn’t sure if he should touch it because then the mother bird wouldn’t want it. But I doubt the mother bird was gonna come save the baby.

I mean, do they EVER come save babies that have fallen from the nest?

It’s not like they can pick them up… or can they?

I don’t think so.

But I was of no help because i have no idea what you feed a baby bird and it would probably die and make it all worse cuz then you’d have to throw it in the trash.

So some lady almost stepped on it’s tiny baby bird head and he was like ‘WATCH OUT BITCH!"

but then he just left it there and it probably fell into the street and got smooshed and now there is no more baby bird.

and i’m suddenly depressed over this, and it’s tragic…. TRAGIC!!!!

but oh well, baby birds die every day.

It’s called natural selection.

If you’re stupid enough to fall out of the damn nest, then I guess you die. Why so cruel?

Unless a poor human saves you and names you Hermie or Bubby or Twitterface or something and makes you live and then you think you’re human and you can never understand what your giant beakless mother says, but ohhh hdo you love her/him…

*blink*

ANYWAY… I think this incubus song has subliminal messages that are making me insane.

I just started to feel this "weird" since I started to repeat this one song.

but I do love it right now.

it makes me feel happy.

maybe it’s the chorus

Then again (I thought it was saying "live again" until… just now. hahaha!)</span>, you’re always first when no one’s on your side

But, then again, a day will come when I want off that ride.

Oh well.

I’m insane.

I should go work.

and quite frankly, I do have to pee.

and it’s seriously annoying.

did I mention I had a cookie with my subway lunch?

that cookie was DAMN GOOD.

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May 7, 2009

That swine flu mask with glasses on looks kind of like a cock. Or maybe there’s something wrong with my brain. But you said it about the flowers, so I feel better about myself. Also, the pepsi is in a different can there!

May 7, 2009

Also, if you find an injured bird here, you can call animal protection and they come and get it…

May 7, 2009

This whole thing made me laugh. It was so random, just like me. Haha. Jiggle huh? What does a jiggle look like when done correctly?

I’m officially changing my name to Hermie Twitterface. Right now.

May 7, 2009

The bird was probably too young to make it.. that’s so sad, but so sweet he wanted to help it.

Yeah, I get the naked pig man, but is that a penis with glasses??? Dont touch the penis or you will get the swine!! Hmm…I bet you could have taken the baby bird to petco and shoved it in their faces and been all ‘You help me fix?’ Poor birdie. Go pee for petes sake.

May 7, 2009

Ryn: Yeah. 🙂 Lol. Crazy as usual, You Are! 🙂 Lol.

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May 7, 2009

I would take my pen in to the bathroom and add a little penis to the naked pigs… or breasts…. but thats’ just me…

May 7, 2009

mmm

May 8, 2009

This made me smile.

May 8, 2009

That’s a yep on the flower. I once tried to save an injured bird when I was about 5 years old. I had a hamster cage that I put it in and wrapped the broken leg in tape. I tried to give it water. It died about a week later. I burried it in the back yard up the hill and had a ceremony for it with my friend. It was sad.

May 8, 2009

don’t mother birds like, grab the loose skin of the baby bird’s neck and then fly back to the nest? er wait .. maybe that’s puppies and instead of a nest it’s a banana box. nm.

Penis flower? Can I have one? What kind of subway lunch did you get? I can’t remember. Was it italian or something? Mmmmmm. Subway lunch.

May 8, 2009

That’s a cute lil pic in the bathroom…hahaha.

May 8, 2009

i love that song! had to go you tube so I could hear it after I read your entry. the pig picture is funny. You should tell them you feel weird with that in the women’s bathroom and you smell a lawsuit 😀

Haha, Twitterface. At pet stores they sell baby bird food. It’s like powdered formula that you mix with warm water and syringe feed into the baby bird’s mouth. It probably would’ve died anyway if it was that young.

May 8, 2009

I have no idea where this flower penis is that you speak of. Has it been that long since I’ve seen one??? Btw that baby bird was pushed out of the nest-birds w/ push the smallest/sickest one out to give the others more room

May 8, 2009

Nope, I studied it again and I got nothin-one of the petals though looks like a tongue

May 8, 2009

MMMmmmm subway lunch sounds good. Poor little baby bird. I would have tried to save it, but you’re right – it probably would die anyways. : (

May 8, 2009

I’m listening to the acoustic version of this song that you love and I like it. Something about it reminds me, strangely, of Ani Difranco

Masks Alone Won’t Help! They have signs like that posted up at the BART stations. One of my favories goes something like “PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER TOUCHING THE HAND RAIL, THANKS AND PLEASE BE PATIENT DURING THIS DIFFICULT TIME”. *nods* my favorite line is “Please be patient during this difficult time”