Rant: THINGS I HATE RIGHT NOW!!!!
Well, I’m going to go into a rant fest. you’ve been warned!
But first… something nice. Or sorta. I just renewed my OD subscription for another year at the "lower" price. I wanted to do 2 years, but I can’t justify it. Maybe in a year I can do the 150 and feel fine cuz I’m supporting a site that I really love (even though the glitches and downtime make me want to stab things in the face). Or I could be in such financial sludge that I’ll cry that I didn’t do two years! ha ha.
We can always hope.
Anyway, it’s done. Don’t have to worry about crap till 2010! wheeee.
Anyway… on to things I hate:
HEIDI AND SPENCER FROM THE HILLS.
Oh my fucking god in heaven with a halo.
Are you serious?! Why do they exist? I wish they could just SEE THEMSELVES.
I was listening to an interview they were doing with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS out here… it was so ironic, because he’s a giant plastic smile himself, but you could HEAR the disgust and disdain in his voice when he spoke to them.. and rightfully so!
It was HORRIBLE. Spencer especially. Everything was (in his stupid duuuude voice) "You’ll have to tune into the wedding special to see that. I don’t know who was there! I was too into my bride! She sang a song from her new album for me. It’s called this! Her new album is coming out now, you should go download this single and listen to it over and over cuz it’s so awesome!! Duuuuuude!"
I wanted to BARF. It was sorta funny cuz when he said he didn’t know who was at the wedding Heidi was all "You do know who was there, YES KRISTIN WAS THERE!"
It was just sick. He’s such a damn tool. He’s just all about trying to promote something and sucking money out of MTV.
Ryan was all "So hows the honeymoon?"
and he’s all "We’re not on our honeymoon yet, this is a video shoot. Our honeymoon is in negotiation with MTV"
*blink*
seriously? ugh!
"Yeah, we’re thinking of someplace tropical like Figi" and Ryan was all "With MTV footing the bill right?" (that was hilarious.) And Spencer would jsut gloss over all the questions and start promoting something else that nobody cares about.
sickening!
Anyway, it was just gross and I wanted to reach through my radio and choke Spencer out. Sometimes I feel like Heidi is an innocent victim, but she’s just as bad. They both make me feel like puking into my mouth.
ugh.
the next thing I hate?
STUPID PEOPLE AT WORK TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB
ok, so one of my job functions is to review and approve medical leaves of absence. All of this is done with DOCUMENTATION. Without documentation, I can’t do crap. So someone from our main office (a personnel office that covers all of the public works bureau’s) sends me an email telling to process a form to make a leave get extended for a week without documentation. The tone of the email was snotty and bitchy and instantly had my hackles up on my neck making me want to write back "NO BITCH, I WON’T!!!!"
Instead I was cordial and told her without documentation I couldn’t do it, but that I’d look and see if any was present that I had no received.
It would have felt better to say "NO BITCH! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO MY JOB SO QUIT TRYING TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO. JUST DO WHAT THE PAPER SAYS AND SHUT YOUR BIG STUPID HOLE!!!!"
Angry much?
MAYBE!!!!!!
and the last thing I hate (for now)…
DONUTS!!!
Why are they here? And why do I want one? And yes… I ATE ONE. AND IT WAS CHOCOLATE AND IT WAS SO DAMN GOOD.
and NOBODY HAS TOUCHED ANY OF THE REST OF THEM AND THEY SIT THERE IN THEIR LITTLE BOX CALLING OUT TO ME….
"We’re deeeeliiiiiciouuuuuus… eeeeeaaaat ussssssss… you know you waaaaaant toooooooo!!!"
And I can’t even leave my cubical because I’ll have to pass them and I just want to grab a little napkin and scoop up another and eat it in long slow luxurious bites.
MMMM *munch munch munch*
SO WRONG!!!!!!
I don’t need this temptation!!!!
arrrrrrgh!
*writhe*
Temptation is terrible. I had evil cake and ice cream last night for someone’s birthday at work!!!! Terrible! You can resist!!!
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those two people annoy the crap out of me too!!
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OH MY GOD.. I HATE HEIDI AND SPENCER TOO!! STAB HIM IN THE FAAACEE!! AND HER TOO!!
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*barf*
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Random: What are you talking about with the OD+? Are they going to raise their prices to more than $2 a month?
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my brain quit working at the mention of chocolate donuts
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I hate it when my coworkers are selfish enough to NOT eat donuts. It means my fat arse has to get up and eat them. I don’t want to but, well, they’re there and they’re delicious and have different fillings. Who knows what’s in them? It might be cyanide. If anything, I’m saving lives. Skinny lives with my fat body.
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RYN: make sure you rate and comment me on youtube. I am working to be a youtube sensation.
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ryn – As far as I can tell, nothing had happened to his jeep, must have been whoever parked there before him – so it was all for nothing!!! I get to be off work for six weeks or so – people keep saying “you’d probably be able to work on a sitting checkout after a bit.” And I’m soooo lazy, that I just think… why?! If I get sick pay to do nothing, why would I sit on a checkout?!
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As if I do it for kicks! Bad attitude, whatever. It doesn’t hurt if I don’t try to walk, but being a lazy creature, that suits me quite well.
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haha. Totally agree with the Heidi and Spencer thing. She is such an idiot for being with that dillhole. I hate it when people outsiders try to tell you how to do your job. Can I have one of those donuts?????
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I had a krispy creme calling out to me the other day!
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RYN: Agreed. They were old enough to hande themselves. I applaud that lady for doing what she did. You can bet your ass they won’t do that again!
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you should never hate donuts. donuts are people too you know! wait. what? nevermind.
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haha i hate stupid people at work and heidi and spencer! i guess i just hate stupid people in general. oh and sorry for randomly noting- i noticed we have a few of the same favs and ive been reading you a little because i get bored at work. very entertaining.
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a good mix of things to hate!
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LOL. Ryn: Yeah, it does suck! But, thankfully, he received it this evening! 🙂
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I would have to agree. Heidi and Spencer from the hills are two of the most over rated, retarded celebs ever. They’re famous for doing nothing….. I always roll myself if I catch a glmise of them. They are so far from cool it’s not even funny. They’re both famous for being retarded.
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I’m not familiar with The Hills so I don’t know those two, but I saw their wedding picture on MSN news and I think I can see what you’re talking about…just by looking at their photo @@
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oh when a co-worker brought in dunkin donuts last week, i had no problem eating three of them. in about 15 minutes
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check out my new toy. it is on my latest entry. you should get one too!
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Temptation sucks and I hate when ppl tell me what to do.
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