big ass evil monster spider *pics*
I almost forgot about my consolation prize pictures!!!
So I shall share them now!
First, my birthday bouquet, ees teh cuteness!
I really like the Iris and the purple rose:
(the smaller version looks nicer than the big one)
next is my beat up face:
And here is me looking all gloomy yesterday cuz I was crying about everything
I would have flipped it, but this computer runs like crap and I’m tired of waiting for the thingie to load…. plus I look crazy.
Move along and loook at this big ass evil MONSTER spider *anyone who can identify this evil bug gets a prize. I tried to figure it out but it was too hard…I killed this weekend! It was twice this size before I sprayed it and it curled up it’s legs:
Closer still:
I can’t believe that shit was in my fucking house! It was right by the front door as I was leaving to go… somewhere. I didn’t know what I was looking at when I first spied it. I was like "is that a roach?!"
NO IT’S A GIANT DEATH SPIDER!
And then I ran around scremaing "ahhh where’s the bug spray!!! ahhh!!!" AND i COULDN’T FIND IT. and jon and jake were both screaming and then I found it and sprayed it’s ugly ass.
TO DEATH.
RAWWWWR!!!
I know, some of my faves are like "oh put it in a jar and set it freeee"
NO WAY IN HELL.
I don’t want it deciding to come back anywhere NEAR MY HOUSE and if there are MORE OF THSE FOOLS THEY WILL ALL DIE.
I know some of my peeps are with me on that!
I’m seriously creeped.
ew.
OH! And I opened up Trigger and got inspired so I might finish it today!
HOLY F’G HELL!!! I think i would have cried seeing a spider that big.
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RYN: LOL… we’re of the same mind… 😀
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oh my god i would have absolutely died. i’m glad you sprayed it instead of stepping on it. imagine the mess a spider that big could probably do some serious harm. my sister was telling me how a brown recluse bit this girl’s foot and now her foot is all neropothied and paralized and she need to walk with a brace. all because of a spider
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O_o so glad I liked what? I’m confused
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ryn: i like it in the pictures. It is my first choice i don’t see it until Monday
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Oh, I’m all about smashing those f*ckers! I like spraying them, too! LOL! That’s clearly a DEAD SPIDER. Hah! I correctly identified it! What’s my prize? 😉 You’re pretty, even when you’re sad.
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*giggles* You would die in the country. We have a plague every year. We had a year of those huge green grasshoppers. Following years we had: frogs, june bugs, mice, and spiders. By spider I mean these: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qm2i8mXTjhs/SX2RbqvWxpI/AAAAAAAABNI/D8TeOTQazU4/s1600/heather-banana-spider-780243.jpg That’s what we had one year :-/ I saw the first one a couple of days after watching a special on deadly jumping spiders *shudder*. I think my fear of spiders has pretty much disappeared. I’ve seen/killed too many. *sigh* and we’re moving into the forest basically *shudder*
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Oh and by plagues per year. I’d kill/get rid of the offending creature, and a new one (or two) would be in the house the next day. *shudder*
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HOLY SHIT that spider is GROSS. I think I would have screamed and run out of the house if I saw that. Your injury on your face looks like lightning… are you the anti-Harry Potter?
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Ew!! I would have sprayed the crap out of it too and then some…ech…
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Oh my God I stupidly looked at that link that the other noter posted… So f*cking scary.
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Seeing that spider I would have frozen the f*ck up! Seriously. That would have scared me out of the house never to come back. OMG! I get some pretty big spiders here in my yard (bigger than a quarter believe it or not) but supposidly they don’t bite. They still scare the crap out of me.
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Ewww.. it gave me chills!
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Any marks on it’s belly?
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Those flowers are absolutely gorgeous. And that spider was enough to give me the heebie jeebies…
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Ew, I would have sprayed it, too. Pretty flowers!
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That… is… one… big ass spider Ryn:i hope someone could fill those shoes too.
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Lol.
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firstly the flowers are GORGEOUS secondly owie i sorry *hugz* dumb broom…. thirdly EEEPPPPAAAAAA kill it with fire!!!!
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No..I’d squish it too. Or scream “Phillip! Come get this!” 😛 The flowers are lovely.
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that spider is seriously creepy. I would’nt have even sprayed it. I would’ve moved and left everything I owned there
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I don’t k now what I would even done if i saw a spider that big. I’m not sure I would have been able to get close enough to kill it. haha. I’m a huge wimp when it comes to spiders.
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haha the pictures are awesome! (aside from the spider cos that was scary as hell!)
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UGH!!!
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I really laughed out loud with that spider bit. I hate them too and had my experience last night with one. Eww!
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