let sleeping brains lie…

OMG, so tired right now and I don’t know why.

I didn’t sleep well, but I also woke up and felt fine on the way to work.

I could blame the fact that I ate a pancake.

I probably shouldn’t have eaten it. It was heavy and cakey and I should have just had a granola bar or some cereal.

I’d really like to curl into a ball under my desk and just conk out.

I may take a long trip to the bathroom and lean my head into my hands and snooze for a few.

that is if nobody comes into the bathroom while I’m there and makes me self concious… because obviously anyone taking too long in a stall is dropping kids off at the pool and yeah… ew!

Last night I had an itch on my forehead and I scratched it.

Now I have a scab.

I spyed around and cried today.

Spying is bad kids, don’t spy!!!! (No, it wasn’t on Baboo, it was on someone else who hates me right now. bah!)

Also, a spider was tormenting me last night. It landed on my face three times before I realized it was a spider and freaked out. I jumped back and it went down on it’s little web like "ha ha biatch!"

I stomped around on the floor but I don’t know if I killed it.

speaking of bugs, a giant "mosquito hawk" was in my car this morning. It looks like a flying daddy long legs spider.

I hate those bitches, even more so since I learned they don’t eat mosquito’s!!!!

It made me scream and I stood up in my seat and moved into the center console (leaving my foot on the break cuz I hadn’t switched into park yet)

That took skills yo. SKILLS.

I rolled the window down and it flew out.

JESUS.

So now I am closing my windows and doors when I get out to open and close gates!

the bee tree in my front yard already has bees.

I don’t think I’m going outside… ever!

New neighbor lady asked me if I knew a lawyer who would help her sue her old landlord. I geuss she had a 3600 deposit and only got 600 back. If what she says is true, the g uy is a big fat jerk ass… but what do i know.

I told her I didn’t know any lawyers who dealt with that and she begged me. *blink*

I told her I’d google it, but really, she can google it.

WHY AM I GETTING TESTED? WHY DO I HAVE TO BE NICE?!

I don’t want to be nice.

I’d much rather be hermity and mean and grouchy and just tell her good luck and don’t ask me cuz I have the worst luck anyway!

I have a feeling that ants are going to attack my house.

I should clean up this weekend.

But I also want to take the braids out of my hair, and this will take ALL OF MY TIME.

Because after i get them out (which should take two days probably) I’ll have to wash it and straighten it.

I really hate my hair.

I also hate being so tired still.

UGH!

I’m getting some work in, but it’s proving annoying and mostly stupid and I want a nap.

Oh yeah, I was gonna take a bathroom nap.

Now is as good a time as any!