TMI Time!!!!

Damn I have to pee.

Ok, so with that first line I think I’m just gonna write a gross TMI entry that everyone will cringe at and think "why is she sharing this crippity crap?!"

Anyway, ok, so my bladder is FULL and as soon as I hit save, i’m gonna pee. (but not on myself, that would not be good)

Also, the Mongolian Beef had a lot of onions. I can still taste onions after 2 tooth brushings and 3 mouthwash gargles. 

sometimes I wonder if I have something wrong with my mouth. Stupid mouth with stinky onion stink breath!!!!!

I haven’t been to a dentist in a long time… cuz I hate them. But I really don’t have teeth problems, they don’t hurt or do anything odd.

But I need to (makes a note in work calendar) call my benefits and see about a family dentist anyway. Jonathon really needs to go cuz his teeth are growing in wrong. bah!

I had sweaty butt again yesterday. What’s up with that?

Also, while I was on the bike this STICK OF A GIRL just stood staring at me for a few seconds. I wanted her to get away. I kept glancing at her like "uhhh… what!"

weird. I could have broke her in half and picked my teeth with her, she was that thin. She made me a hater. The hate was large and ominous and swept over me as i huffed and puffed staring down at my muffin top listening to Korn on my mp3 player…

I also forgot to mention that the big gym I went to on Monday, once again had naked women flapping around in the locker room.

And it’s always OLD women. Who probably don’t care anymore.

with wiggly raisiny boobs!

flap jiggle wobble!

At least this old lady had panties on *shiver*

WHY THE HELL ARE THEY RUNNING AROUND NAKED AND DRIPPING!!!

I think they are either coming from the pool or the showers.

but still.

ew.

i don’t think i’ll EVER use a gym shower.

*gag*

I get sick just thinking about it.

So half an hour till lunch.

My breath will once again be invaded by onions.

jeesh!

I almost don’t want to eat them, but they were so good.

green oniony goodness!

damn it.

I really can’t believe I’ve ran out of things I consider TMI to share.

I mean, I could write about stuff, but it would be forced. 

i do want some pizza.

so bad.

damn it!!!!

I can’t wait till my birthday.

i’m gonna pig out so hardcore.

but then, back to diet central when I return.

Back to everything.

back to kids (on april 29th they come home, back to school on the 30th, weirdest schedule evar!)

wow.

the pee is imminent.

goodbye!