so the salad said to the hair spray…

 

 

 

Good Morning.

The only reason it is good: It’s my Thurfriday.

I will be busy tomorrow though: Filing my divorce (I forgot I have training for 2 hours today so I hope it doesn’t stop me. I’ll freakin stay late to get these papers done!), going to get my kids, picking up some hair extensions because… yes friends, I shall be adding a foot of length to my hair ha ha. I’ll also be braiding it. I’m just sick of having to fuss with it every day.

Who wants to know about the fuss of my hair?

Nobody!

Ok, so I’ll tell you about it.

It’s stupid and evil. It involves straightening at least twice a week. it involves frizzies and bad hair days over 50% of the time. It involves an additional 10 to 15 minutes of prep in the morning I could do without. When my hair is braided it’s just so much easier! (Plus, I’m putting it up in Princess Laia *(sp?), Heidi, Dutch Maid braids all the time anyway!) I can just get up and go… and maybe brush it out (I leave a good portion loose so it feels like real hair. ha ha) and it’s super cute and I feel all sexy and dangerous.

I know it’s delusional! Leave me alone!

Anyway… yeah…

I want to get a deck of cards and play card games with my kids this weekend.

Go Fish, Crazy Eights, I Declare War, Old Maid, Memory. I might teach Jonathon how to play Speed. Those are all pretty simple. Anybody know any other easy card games a 5 and 7 year old can learn? I should just google it, but I’m lazy and distracted.

So I should probably get some work done before training so when I get back (barring any giant piles of doom or e-mails of destruction in my inbox) I can fill out the divorce papers. I threw my house into an upside down wreck looking for my binder with all the my paperwork.

Hoorah! I found it! So that was cool.

And then I looked for my kids medical insurance cards and they were nowhere to be found. So I’ll also have to call them today and order new ones. BAH!

What else… ummmm…

Oh, so last night was very odd.

I slept like a dead person.

I’m a restless sleeper and I usually wake up at least half a dozen times every night.

but not last night.

My head hit pillow and it didn’t stir until my first alarm.

And let me tell you, it was weird and I felt weighted like I was about to just fall through my bed and just keep smashing through the earth until I reached its lava center.

Speaking of lava, there was a lady who looked like a hershey kiss on the train.

How do you like that completely unrelated and random segway?

Oh I dig it. I dig it very well.

I’m reading my gunslinger Stephen King books (aka The Dark Tower) and a house just tried to eat a boy.

so awesome.

Jacob and I had a long talk last night and I’m hoping he had a good night. I’ll call in a few and see what’s up.

Anyway, hope every one is well.

I know Thursdays generally suck.

but this one shouldn’t be so bad.

Oh, and I’m going to see Baboo tonight. Yay! We’ll probably go out to eat cuz I have no food at home.

Can you believe I want to go out and find a really good Chinese Chicken Salad?

I’m converting into a ruffagian! A ruffagite. A ruffigilican. *blink*

onoes!!!!!