Chaosbride

March 9, 2009

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it’s getting a little weird around here…

I’m pulling myself up by my bootstraps!

I have craisins!

they are so tangy. i love them.

they taste good in oatmeal… and muffins… and trail mix… and just alone.

ohhh craisinaliciousness!

why am i soluting shriveled up cranberries?

I have no idea.

hmmm…

so….

I ended up having hot cocoa for breakfast. don’t hate!

someone gave me a snickerdoodle (so fresh, it was so good!) so that was part of breakfast too.

bad breakfast, yes, but within my calories? YES!

yaaaaay!

there is a pesky gnat bothering me.

It’s friends were bothering me yesterday.

They all need to leave me alone!

I have a gnat phobia. I’ve linked to the entry before… but i can’t find the entry and the search function NEVER WORKS.

sometimes i think it’s cuz my diary is so huge.

WHATEVER OD SIX POINT OHHHHHH!!!

Anyway, lets just say I hate gnats and they hate me and I think there is a gnat counsel and they have a vendetta to torment me forevaaaah!

I read somewhere that craisins weren’t that good cuz you couldn’t eat that many, but I just had a 100 cal pack and it was more than enough craisiny goodness.

i should stop talking about craisins!

ummm…

shit.

more things i can’t remember to write.

anybody got anything I can write about?

ha ha.

what’s my lunch countdown? Oh 1.5 hours.

and work countdown? 6.75 hours.

ew.

blah!

lunch is gonna be tasty.

ummmm.

well…

*thinks*

I really wish baboo wasn’t sick. He’s been in my bed several days and I have not had one bit of his penis in my vagina (I almost wrote glory hole. hahahahah! eep!). I did give him a drunken blowjob, but not the same.

and i don’t feel right trying to get him to put out when he’s all sick.

bah.

i’m horny.

next week i’ll be closed for the monthly renovations so I’ll get nothing.

He’s not coming over tonight, so I’ll masturbate a lot.

why don’t I masturbate when he’s there? Cuz… it’s weird and I can’t focus enough to get off. I have to REALLY BE IN THE ZONE to get my rocks off (and I’ve grown really reliant on some good porn to get me going… and he always seems weird when I turn on porn) and if someone is observing it throws me off.

unless I’m drunk.

and then obviously I orgasm and fall on the floor.

and wiggle around for several minutes not wanting to get up.

anyhow…

guess I’ll go work.

i read all my favs.

boo!

I really wish the zombies would take over already.

then I wouldn’t have to work,

I’d just have to survive with my giant gun and my machete and my ax and metal baseball bat and my traveling band of zombie exterminators!

who wants to join me!!!!

Rusted Armour

March 10, 2009

Only if I can be the dark and broody guy that after much coercing finally tells the tale of how his family turned into zombies and finishes the story with, “I had to shoot my 6 year old daughter in the face. In her goddamn face.” I’d probably wear a wife beater and a handlebar mustache. The non-gay kind. The fact I look more like Harry Potter may hinder me somewhat.

i think i’d rather take a nap than battle zombies, but. i agree that they should ban us from sitting at work all bored and stuff or something. lol.

Ryn: By the way, doesn’t Ryn sound like a character from Street Fighter? Anyway, I love the 70’s Italian zombie movies. If you haven’t seen “Zombie,” “The Beyond” or “Zombie Holocaust” then do so, immediately. They’re like having sex with a rainbow. While zombie movies, per se, make sure you watch Dario Argento’s “Demons” and “Demons 2.” They’re effing fantastic. Romero’s early movies are…

…great but his latest attempts have been pretty shit. Too much social commentary and not enough head shots. I think I prefer the original “Day of the Dead” to “Dawn of the Dead” but, I agree, many zombie movies cause my imaginary vagina (Ivagination?) to cream. There are some awful ones out there though. Go to You Tube, type in “Zombie 90” and watch. Yup, that’s a REAL movie. I wept blood.

Princess Pitbull.com

RYN: WAY TOO LITLE WAAAAAY TOO LATE…and yeah, I’m totally hardcore…I learnt from the best….YOU!! Lol!! x x

And I forgot to mention CRAISINS?? They sound tACEty!! x x

four.leaf.clover

I love craisins too! They’re so yummy. I mix them with mixed nuts and make my own trail mix mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

~Kateyes~

“closed for the monthly renovations”OMG….you crack me up!

sepiasmile

I’ve never even heard of craisins before.

my army of mutant ninja zombie squirrels isn’t ready yet, sorry. but when they are, i’ll make sure they spare you as long as you don’t mind living in a world that i rule (with all my pervy rules!)

Angel City Outcast

I am down to split some Zombie skull! =D

Age / Sex / Location

I’m so there! I get the blowtorch!

I’m hungry myself. feed me. lol. 😛 RYN: I’m on break til i am done student teaching 🙂 Chris

Dude I am totally freaked out by gnats too. My tramatic exprience is from Iraq and the sand flies there but gnats are all too close.

still broken

I think Craisins are pretty disgusting. I’m glad there are people in the world to eat up the surplus of them. You and my mom. So…that once a month sexual power outage…is that a rule you made, or one Baboo made?

Yes I agree that all gnats and their relatives should be killed. Things are actually starting to look better with my mom, not so much with my dad. My ex is still sending me stupid emails. My best friend left for Korea yesterday, but it looks like we may start dating… Who knows. He’s an awesome guy and the only thing in my life that makes me happy lately. I have a super long entry to post but I have to wait till I get home from work to do that. I hate government computers.

Dreams Came True

Now I have a nice mental image of drunken masturbation to porn! ^^

Without Wings

you have nothing on me and those damn gnats. i swear they follow me around. it never fails when sheri and i go out to eat or do ANYTHING they’re always flying right in front of my face. then i start reaching out for them to slap them and i’m sure i look like i’m having a fit to the people sitting at the table next to me because they start moving their chairs away. crazy i tell you

KPinK

I love killing zombies… blowing their heads off I had a snowball and a large coffee for breakfast…mmm The other snowball is waiting for me tomorrow.

I wish I had a zombie game I could superimpose people’s heads on…