oh no, not drunk again

 

 

 hi.

i’m drunk again.

i don’t know if this is a good idea.

i’m trying to be ready for vegas cuz if i’m this bad now, i won’t survive such madness.

baboo wants to go family style, but i say no

he is here

he farted so MAJORLY  he made his PANTS RIPPLE.

omg

ohhh emmm geeeee

drunkey drunk girl says yo yo

there is a party  next to my house

they sing karaoke

i refuse to punctuate this madness

i can barely type.

i’m fixing my typos

i laugh at them.

LAUGH YOU FOOL

baboo is sick.

i love him

i will take care of him

two men in the rain on tv

why?

oh it’s CLICK

the movie

baboo is so cute in blue

and netflix is super cool

and i have to pee

its always awesome when i incorporate my bladder into entries

i shall go, drunkenly away

i want to write more.

but about?

oh my sister was in a car accident on friday and i left work early to help her.

she’s ok.

it was scary

she’s the super quiet sister that barely talks and i fear for her being out in the big bad world alone.

she’s 24 and getting a degree

but she hates to drive

and she hates to talk.

ok anyway, she’s ok and here i am.

i missed my kids but boy are they crazy

i have a little under a half glass of champagne left.

i do love the chapmpagne.

or champagne

or pain

or whatever

i wonder if i’ll have sex tonight

probably not.

baboo is sick.

poor baboo he need anit biotics.

but he has no insurance

if only we were married

i could put him onmine.

KAISER BABY.

i’d marry him, cuz he’s my one and only baboo

and i love him.

i said that

oh much gush blush flush.

vegas! hurry!

so many things i mst do.

now back to my champagne.

the whole bottle alllllll foooooorrrrrr mwewwwww

meeeeee

mew?

CAT!!!

oh the cats love baboo and they like to stick their butts up at him and they get jealous of each other around him.

so funny

pheremones!

ok,

anyway, i go now.

i said that

i love you guys so much.

and i’m so glad you love me too

cuz it makes me happy.

love love love

everywhere…

oh man.

bye.

i might go molest baboo

but i’ll pee first.