i feel like i’m on drugs!

wow, my editor took a long smoke on a short pipe and won’t show up half the things it’s supposed to.

The formatting of this entry might be interesting.

or boring!

I really should be working but I have a good reason why I’m not.

It has nothing to do with my stark disregard for all things "work related" oh no.

I tried to work.

but the data base is also smoking the pipe that is being passed, and NOW it won’t print out my reports.

and so i can’t complete my work.

i can’t even START it without the report.

and since I’ve called and emailed the tech support guru type guy man a few (ok 2) times… and no response… I’M DONE! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME CHASE YOU AROUND THE GLOBE JUST FOR YOUR KNOWLEDGE!

I really feel drugged.

like woah man, awesome. *swirly eyes and mushrooms dancing*

and i don’t know why.

my last (favs only) entry was not very work friendly.

no pics.

just naughty naught words and bathroom stalls and tiny skirts getting pulled up and

VIOLATION.

shhh, don’t tell your boss!

just DO your boss.

i’m kidding.

ohhh emmm geeeee.

i gotta go.

ummm,

to do what?

read this email i just got from my supervisor.

it MIGHT be important…

it’s not.

nevermind.

i’ve lost it.

find it for me.

please.