A sampler platter of my insanity…

Well I thought maybe if I did my "first entry, first sentence" thing from last year it would make me feel more like doing actual work.

I don’t think it succeeded, but I’ll post the entry anyway.

I still plan on doin gmy more detailed "look at how crazy i beeee" entries as time goes along. Just not right now. Cuz I really SHOULD do some work. Whatever WORK is. ew work. oh gods.

Anyway, here it is. The first entry from every month last year… and the first sentence (or two) from that entry:

January: “same shit, different year”

So in all of my places I write, this will be the gloomiest New Years Entry.

 

February: “It’s a woot woot Friday”

I’m taking a minute to bow my head….

and silently give thanks…

 

and then JUMP AROUND LIKE A LUNATIC!

 

March: “I wanna go back to bed damn it”

Not that I need to say anything, but this Monday really sucks so far.

 

April: “Mo-Tuesday is here!”

I didn’t have a good night last night.

 

May: “Dear You, DIE DIE DIE! *blink* hello friends

What the hell OD!

 

June: “I wish I didn’t feel so happy”

<span style="font-size: medium”>Dinner was alright. My broccoli experiment was not successful. oh well!

 

July: “two kids in school. Wow!”

Well, I can’t believe I have two kids in school right now. Wow, time… bleh.

 

August: “Frisky photo preview! *pic* *e”

*e before anyone else scrolls down and thinks that is Baboo half naked with his penis dangling out… IT’S ME AND THAT’S MY FOOT.

 

September: “Happy Labor Day”

I obviously didn’t get around to reading my favs. I suck. YOu may tell me so.

 

October: “coming out of my hermity phase”

Hey you guys, thanks for the help with my stupid bug problem.

 

November: “I sorta suck”

So, my garage roommate ended up taking my sons trick or treating with his son.

 

December: “I got everything but sex”

Monday never changes. It always sucks and it’s always stupid.

Yeah…

I’m gonna go put all of 2008’s entries into their own chapter now! wooty wooness!