I amuse myself… and i’m crazy *e *E2

I really do amuse myself. So I’m trying to do this "year in review" entry where I highlight the good stuff from my diary this year. But now I’m finding TOO MUCH good stuff that I think people should read it. I have a bunch of new readers who may have missed out on some of my prime insanity! Especially my nasty sex stuff.

there’s one entry where I wrote:

What I’m talking about is being man handled. Flipped over and done so hard it makes me hurt for 3 days after. Having my ass slapped while i’m done from behind, my hair pulled, bruises and hickeys and scratches and long minutes of panting recovery afterwards.

Yeah… ummm. yeah.

I got all horny reading that.

Seriously.

My defragging is 98% complete ya’ll!

I’m so gonna make Baboo give me some before the night is over. Even if i have to force him.

damn it.

sex!

RAWWWWSHWIGGITS!

That meant nothing. ignore me.

I have over an hour of work left.

ew.

So if I did some long drawn out set of entries I’m sure nobody would read them right now. So what I’m thinking of doing instead is that I just go along next month and once a day do a month from this year. Like yeah.

so I’m gonna do that.

Cuz I amuse myself. And since I amuse myself I’m hoping to amuse you all. Again. ha!

And hell if I can recycle the amusement that amused you before,I’m all for it. Aren’t you?!!!!!

*blink*

WHAAAAAT….

 *e: Look at this gem!

 

 

Maybe I’m just an idiot in disguise.

Like a transformer. But different.

I guess I’ll go be productive. If I am an idiot in disguise I should at least have a good mask.

 

wow i just amuse myself so much!

 

*E2: I keep getting asked about if Baboo is coming up with me to see Love Muffin… Nope! He’s not! While I worry that he’s gonna do something exceedingly stupid, I will try to not worry too much about him while I’m away. I do sorta wish he was going with me. I’d love to have company while I drive, and it would be nice to have him there to cuddle wiht me and make me feel less awkward and weird in a new place with TOTALLY new people all around me.

I’m just not cool, and while people want to think they are nerdy, I bet I beat them over and over and over again!

Anyway, while the comfort of having him there with me would be nice (and I feel like he’d watch over me a little and be a check if I was going too far with certain things)… it will probably be better without him there. He can be a handful and so at least for this year we will be apart. I know he doesn’t think he can just keep seperate from me… especially if we manage to make it to NEXT YEAR… ohhhh then he will HAVE TO spend it with me and be magical and kiss me at midnight and all the rest.

I’m quite happy to get a soft girl kiss this year.

oh yes.

quite.

i’ve only had one other New Years kiss and that was long before I even had kids.

I think when it’s been so long since you’ve experienced soemthing, it just doesn’t count anymore!

ha ha.

Like if I were to have another baby, it would feel like the first time all over again. I can barely remember what it’s like to be pregnant, ya know? so it doesn’t count.

ha ha.

i’m crazy.

anyway, 30 minutes of work left.

I feel all crazy.

I can’t wait for it to be this time tomorrow, cuz guess what… I’LL BE DRIVING UP TO SAN FRAN! WOOOO!!! *twirl*