stealy mcthiefpants

 

 

 

 

So… a survey is what i stole…

What… you thought I was actually just going to go steal something?

Ha ha. Believe me, I’ve had my days of being a thief. Stealing is not as fun as it’s supposed to be, at least not for me. I stole some Reeses Pieces when I was in second grade. Before the cameras and theft detection devices. I saw the commercials a lot and I really wanted to try them. But my family was really poor and we rarely got candy.

So I stole them.

I opened them in the car and ate one.

It was nasty.

I ate another.

Even worse.

I ate a handful and each one was just compounded nasty gross.

So I threw them away.

I wonder why my parents never noticed me eating candy in the backseat. I guess I was sneaky back then.

I stole a pencil box (does anyone remember those ones that had little secret compartments that would pop out and they were sorta soft covered? maybe it’s just me, but i had one and broke it all to hell, so i stole my cousins) and a purse full of pennies from my cousins garage. She didn’t even want them…. I don’t even know how my parents found out.

My step mom saw the pencil box and asked me where i got it from. I don’t even know why i couldn’t lie, but i burst out crying and said that i stole it.

i wasn’t able to go on a Catalina cruise with my OTHER cousin because of it. Stupid me not knowing how to lie yet.

damn it.

What else have I stolen?

Oh i stole some money from my brother once.

I bought snacks at school with it.

Yeah, I think I’m a heathen.

Lets not even get into the lies.

What’s lame is that there are some people I cannot lie to to save my life, and people that I shouldn’t lie to, that I do anyway. Half of what I tell my dad is a lie. so he won’t worry. 99% of what I tell "him" is the truth. Because I can’t lie to him. But I can omit. ha ha. oh precious omission. He doesn’t need to know everything I feel. That’s always bad. Cuz I’m a damn popcorn maker of emotions.

imagine it.

do it.

ok, so the thing i stole is this survey.

now that you’ve read all this, you might as well read that.

but if you decide not to, i won’t much care.

nope, i really won’t.

4 things about your appearance:

1. I need to lose at least 20 more pounds to truly be cute again (loser)
2. I’m short as hell (hell is about 5’1, obviously)
3. I have naturally pink lips. (don’t most people? … … … WELL….oh SHUT UP!)
4. My teeth are straight. (good job)

4 things you’d like to change about your appearance:

1. Remember that 20 pounds? I’d like to lose  that plus 10. I’d be pre baby weight! omigosh! (and you’d look like a circuis freak)
2. I want longer straight hair (it would probably all fall out)
3. Happier plumper boobages please (that can be arranged with a couple g’s and a surgeon)
4. I would fix my alien foot (ooo, now people are gonna wanna know what that is! Why couldn’t you say blue eyes!)

4 things you would never change about your appearance:

1. Ummm this is hard,  i want to change it all.
2. so i guess this doesn’t apply
3.  no, cuz i’d so be someone else if i could

4. I’d keep my personality tho….

4 of your best personality traits:

1. I think i’m pretty witty (*blink*)
2. I am creative (*more blink)
3. I think i listen pretty well and try to help those i care for (oh the BLINKING!)
4. My nerdiness is awesome (i blinked my face off)

4 of your worst personality traits:

1. I am a brat (tru dat!)
2. I am emotional (amen!)
3. I tend to withdraw and isolate myself (thank goodness)
4. I’m anti social (and the world thanks you)

4 of your sleep habits:

1. I don’t sleep well, I wake up at least 4 times a night on average (nightmares)
2. I don’t like to sleep alone (awww, poor baby)

3. I like to sleep naked when possible (shudders)
4. I have been known to hump legs (nasty)

4 of your favorite foods:

1. Pizza. I will leave this first answer, because it is the best food evar!
2. Ice cream- omigosh, and i’ll keep the second one too!mmm!
3. Steak. mmm

4. Pepsi. It isn’t a food, but I sometimes use it as a meal replacement. Shut. up. (no)

4 of your favorite books:

1. The Gunslinger / Dark Tower Series
2. The Stand

3. The Anne of Green Gables Series (don’t you dare tell)
4. Foxfire

4 pet peeves:

1. Stupid people.

2. People who drive slow in the fast lane
3. Whineholes
4. Fake smiling Church people

4 places you’ve travelled to:

<font color=”#000000″>1. Florida
2. Yellowstone National Park (where is that anyway, i forget. har)
3. Louisiana

4. Cleveland, Ohio (I’ll keep this one too, cuz I went there, it’s where my moms side of the fam lives)

 

4 places that you want to travel to:

1. New Zealand
2. Ireland

3. France

4. New York

4 things you wish to do before you enter the next decade in your life:

1. Have a relationship that lasts longer than the ones in my past

2. Get out of debt (at least the smaller ones)

3. Find a stable place to live

4. Tell someone I love them without being afraid

4 pets you’ve have in your life:

1. Nicole the Hamster (first pet ever)
2. Kimmy the green parakeet
3. Jasper the Hamster
4. Buttons the Orange Tabby Cat

4 items on your bedroom floor:

1. Dust bunnies and hairballs
2. clothes

3. hairbrush
4. plastic bags

4 items you rarely leave the house without:

1. keys
2. children
3. two cell phones

4. debit card

4 things you’re going to do after this quiz:

1. some work. har har
2. read favorites
3. go home (eventually)
4. see "him" (hopefully)

 

ummm yeah.

so that was a lot cuter before I got a hold to it.

i’m tired.

why do i have more than hour LEFT OF THIS.

*fume*